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In case you’ve been living under a rock, Black Friday 2022 has kicked off hot and hard, folks. I know it’s come just in time for everybody’s favourite secret Santa season (read: what nightmares are made of), but don’t let that stop you from being just a lil’ bit selfish and bagging a couple of pressies for yourself. You deserve it, after all. Our top pick? A brand new sex toy.

Whether you’re a rookie to the vibrator game or pride yourself on being a seasoned pleasure veteran, retailers like THE ICONIC and Lovehoney have got sweet goods to suit all your individual needs and more (at fucking insane bargain prices, too).

From g-spot-focused toys to anal and clitoral stimulators, you’re in for a goddamn treat…

Oh, and if you’re looking for our list of hyper-curated deals, suss out our brand new shop page by clicking the strap below. for everything else, read on!

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The best Black Friday 2022 sex toy deals

Vush

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Empress 2 ($110, was $220)

This little beauty provides the sensation of really, REALLY good oral sex, but without any strings attached. It’s a best-seller and fan fave for a reason, so we think it’s time to find out why first-hand.

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Big O’ Bundle ($183, was $366)

Starring the newly released G-Spot Vibrator, the fan-fave Clitoral Suction Vibrator and fab little lube tube. This big bundle is the epitome of ‘porque no los dos‘.

Frenchie

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Mon Amour Bundle ($80, was $94)

Fitted with Frenchie’s best-selling dual motor flexible vibrator, The Double Entendre, as well as their sold out lube and wet wipes, this pack is the ultimate starter pack to a steamy night.

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Le Petit L’Ultimate Lovers Kit ($86, was $101)

If you wanna add some condoms, a lovers dice set and a sleeping mask — this set’s your next best bet.

THE ICONIC

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Womanizer Premium 2 ($209.30, was $299)

Using some shit hot Pleasure Air technology that stimulates your clitoris using gentle but ~effective~ waves of air pressure to stimulate the clitoris without making direct contact, this Womaniser Pro has been the talk of the town forever. Nab yours today at almost $100 off.

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Smile Makers — Billionaire ($59.96, was $74.95)

So cute but also straight to the point.

NORMAL

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Billie (two for $160)

Perfect for both solo and partnered use, this little gem is the ultimate find if you like the feel of a good ol’ gentle stroke. What’s better NORMAL also offers a 100-night stand guarantee, so if you buy it and it simply doesn’t hit the spot – you’re entitled to a full refund. This Black Friday, they’re also offering two vibes for the price of one, so gather the group chat, stat.

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Flynn (two for $160)

Designed to sit around the base of a penis or dildo, the Flynn cock ring will have you going all night long (or at the very least for more than two minutes) thanks to its ability to strengthen and sustain erections. Thank us later.

Lovehoney

black fridayWomanizer Red Duo Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator ($263.96, was $329.95) 

The holy grail of female sex toys, do yourself a favour and add this baby to your cart el pronto.

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We-Vibe Jive App Controlled Rechargeable Love Egg Vibrator ($135.20, was $169)

This rechargeable smartphone-controlled vibrator not only gives you hands-free stimulation but will take on-the-go hanky panky to a whole new level.

Wild Secrets

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Wild Secrets Thrill Vibrating Couple’ Ring ($39.99, usually $79.99)

Slide on into this bad boy for a high-powered treat.

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Satisfyer Pro 2 ($39.99, was $99.99) 

The beloved clitoral stimulator has been super-charged in this version, and it’s literally going for 67% off RN, so RUN, don’t walk.

Catch 

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Satisfyer Vibes Yummy Sunshine ($58.95, was $119.95) 

According to the product description, ‘it’s time to let the sunshine in’ – who are we to argue?

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Satisfyer Vibes Mister Rabbit ($47.96, was $59.95)

Finally, a massage partner who won’t make you return the favour.

JOUJOU

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Fun Factory Cobra Libre 2 Male Massager ($189.95, was $239.95) 

A toy for the tip of the penis with intuitive control.

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WeVibe Vector Vibrating Prostate Massager ($189.99, was $199.99) 

This had been designed with leading prostate experts, so you know it’s the real deal.

There you have it, friends, the sauciest Black Friday sex toy deals going around. Now go forth and give yourself some self some much-needed love. Don’t wanna stop there? You can peep a full list of the best Black Friday 2022 sales here.

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