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In case you’ve been living under a rock, Black Friday 2020 has come in hot and hard. You could use this time to stock up on big name tech or some new bedsheets, or you could invest in your own orgasm. Yep, the Black Friday sex toy sales are off the two chains this year, with retailers going ham on discounts.

If you’ve always wanted to explore a secret bondage kink or find the location of your G-spot once and for all, you better believe this is your chance. From sexual wellness newcomers like The Iconic to seasoned veterans like Lovehoney, every brand is out in full force for Black Friday 2020.

The Iconic

Velvetine Roma ($52.47, was $74.95) 

Internal, external – this toy has it all.

Lady Bond Erryn ($48.95, was $69.95) 

So cute but oh so powerful.

Lovehoney 

Womanizer Red Duo Rechargeable G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator ($263.96, was $329.95) 

The holy grail of female sex toys, do yourself a favour and add to cart el pronto.

We-Vibe X Lovehoney Remote Control Couple’s Vibrator ($151.96, was $189.95) 

We vibe. We most certainly vibe.

Wild Secrets 

Sonic Wave Masturbator ($199.99, was $249.99) 

Slide on into this bad boy for a high-powered treat.

Satisfyer Pro 2 ($39.99, WAS $99.99) 

The beloved clitoral stimulator has been super-charged in this version.

Amazon

We-Vibe Special Edition Couple Vibrator ($89.00, was $99.00)

We vibe. We most definitely vibe.

Womanizer Pro 40 ($119.00, was $149.00) 

Crank this up and hold on for dear life.

Catch 

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit ($74.00, was $147.95) 

Say hello to 11 different levels of intensity with this G-spot and clitoris stimulator.

Satisfyer Vibes Yummy Sunshine ($59.99, was $119.95) 

According to the product description ‘it’s time to let the sunshine in’ – who are we to argue?

Satisfyer Wand-er Woman Vibrating Wand ($58.49, was $64.99) 

Finally, a massage partner who won’t make you return the favour.

JOUJOU

Cobra Libre 2 Male Massager ($169.95, was $209.95) 

A toy for the tip of the penis with intuitive control.

WeVibe Vector Vibrating Prostate Massager ($149.99, was $179.99) 

This had been designed with leading prostate experts so you know it’s the real deal.

There you have it folks, the randiest Black Friday sex toy deals around. Go forth and be kinky. For the best Black Friday 2020 sales, have a peep here.

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