Lovehoney Is Up To 70% Off Today So I Guess We’re Headed To Horny Town

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Hoo boy do we have good news that’s guaranteed to make your day – nay, week. The sexual wellness overlords at Lovehoney are hosting a mammoth sale with up to 70% off their most popular products. There’s everything from lingerie to lube and dildos, oh my!  If you’re looking to kick this year off with a (literal) bang, this is the time to do it.

The sale is live now on the LoveHoney website and is running until 4pm on Monday 29th March so jump in quickly to indulge in your fantasies while stocks last. We reckon every horny devil in the country will be racing to the checkout so give your fingers a preworkout now and check it out.

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Shop some of the top picks from the Lovehoney sale below:

Lovehoney Power Play 10 Function Bullet Vibrator

It may be small but it sure is mighty. Enjoy ten different functions that’ll get you there every time.

Was $24.95, now $9.98 ($14.97 off)

Buy here. 

Lovehoney Ultimate Performance Male Sex Toy Kit

This kit has everything you need to take your mans sexual pleasure to the next level. Coming in hot with a butt plug, cock ring, masturbator and penis pump – there’s something new to explore every time.

Was $79.95, now $55.96 ($23.99 off)

Buy here. 

Boudoir Belle Blush Pink Cut-Out Chemise Set

Soft pink satin and delicate lace – when I die please bury me in this.

Was $59.95, now $29.97 ($29.98 off)

Buy here. 

Moonflower Purple Lace Strappy Body Lingerie Set

This strappy number features plum-coloured lace and criss-cross straps to accentuate your body in all the best ways.

Was $59.95, now $35.97 ($23.98 off)

Buy here. 

Sweet Romance Massage Gift Set

Massage candles are a great way to explore a new type of play with your partner. Light up the massage candle and drizzle the warm oil over your partners body for a sensation-heightening experience.

Was $16.96, now $5.08 ($11.87 off)

Buy here. 

Perfect Date Couple’s Sex Toy Bundle (5 Piece)

Everything you need for the best date night yet is right here in this bundle. We’re talking a love egg vibrator, a cock ring and even a foreplay dice to decide which moves to make first.

Was $234.74, now $110 ($124.74 off)

Buy here.