A behemoth sale like Afterpay Day 2023 could only be improved by one thing — a sex toy sale. Vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs galore — oh my. The sex toy overlords are looking down upon us and smiling as they give it to us real good this year. Brands like Lovehoney, THE ICONIC and Wild Secrets have slashed their prices for the occasion, and there’s only one way to celebrate.
Yeah, you know where this is headed. I humbly present the top picks from the Afterpay Day 2023 sex toy sale — go forth and get randy.
The Best Afterpay Day Sex Toy Sales
How good’s the deal? Up to 30% off over at THE ICONIC
Vush Plump Palm Vibrator $52.50 (usually $70)
Pleasure in a palm-sized sex toy? Yes, please! This big softie is a palm-sized, egg-shaped vibrator that could easily be mistaken for a beauty blender. It features 10 different vibration settings, is waterproof, and is made from medical-grade silicone. Plump can provide both total vulva stimulation or be used for a more targeted clitoral orgasm.
Vush Majesty 2, $112.50 (usually $150)
If you were ever going to splurge on a sex toy, we’d 100% recommend the Vush Majesty 2. Famously developed for both solo or couples play, the Majesty 2 has five varying levels and 10 different patterns, meaning you have 50 personalised intensities to choose from. How good?!
Whats the deal? 10% off.
The Aspen, $107 .95 (usually $119.95)
This internal G-Spot vibrator is perfectly shaped for your bussy and designed to move with your body. Oh, and just like the crisp white snow and mountainous terrain in Aspen, this baby will take you to new heights with its seven different vibration modes. It’s made of completely water resistant silicone as well.
What’s the deal? Up to 70% off sex toys and sexy lingerie.
Blowmotion Real Feel Vibrating Male Masturbator, $97.46 (usually $129.95)
Designed to give ya lifelike sensations, this toy combines soft, stretchy material loaded with ribs and nodules for optimal stimulation. Featuring eight patterns, each with seven different intensity levels, this baby is a real treat. If you’re partial to some digital entertainment mid-maz, there’s even a handy slot in the top of the cap for your smartphone. Thank us later.
Lovehoney Daydream Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator, $22.48 (usually $74.95)
This cute little vibe is so discreet that it could easily go unnoticed on your nightstand, besties. Made from squishy dual-density silicone, this secret agent is perfect for external stimulation and is designed to give your clit the TLC it deserves.
What’s good? Up to 70% off a huge range of sex toys and sexy lingerie
Satisfyer Pro 2, $67.99 (usually $129.99)
Offt, the Satisfyer sex toys are top-tier, and this one’s the OG! This little baby has a soft suction mouth made of smooth, body-safe silicone and a long, slim handle that makes for easy holding so you can concentrate on your climaxes. It has 11 modes of delicious suction and is bound to deliver toe-curling orgasms in minutes.
Adam and Eve Penis Pump with Realistic Silicone Entry, $74.99 (usually $99.99)
This simple penis pump creates a vacuum-like effect that draws blood to the area and holds it there as you use the precision gauge to track your progress and view your results through the clear cylinder. It also features a realistic silicone pussy entry to help get you in the mood as you pump your way to an enhanced shaft.
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