Megan Fox has finally returned to Instagram and dropped a statement slamming speculation her crusty fiancé Machine Gun Kelly cheated on her. Which swirled up in the first place because she deleted all the pics of him from her Instagram and posted cryptic lyrics about cheating. Sigh.
In her first Instagram post since she deleted her account after she shared those cryptic pictures (we’ll get to that in a sec), Fox wrote that there had been “no third party interference” in her relationship.
“There has been no third party interference in this relationship of any kind. That includes, but is not limited to… actual humans, DMs, AI bots or succubus demons,” she wrote.
“While I do hate to rob you of running random baseless news stories that would have been much more accurately written by ChatGPT, you need to let this story die and leave all of these innocent people alone now.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/Co2mykYPQA_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Ooft.
Her statement comes off the back of a report by PEOPLE earlier this month which claimed Fox was mad at MGK after they had a tiff on the weekend. Michael Clarke and Jade Yarbrough walked so Megan Fox and MGK could run.
“Megan is very upset. They had a fight over the weekend and Megan won’t speak to him,” PEOPLE‘s source said.
“They haven’t officially called off the engagement but Megan took her ring off.”
This was v. spicy because MGK, the absolute freak, designed Fox’s engagement ring to include thorns so “if she tries to take it off, it hurts”. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t be taking that puppy off unless I really had to.
The insider also mentioned that while the couple “have had issues in the past, things seem pretty serious this time”. Quel scandale!
The alleged cheating situation was also a fkn doozy. As reported by PAPER, a fan commented on Fox’s mysterious Instagram post which set this whole hullabaloo off asking if MGK had “got with” Sophie Lloyd, who is the bloke’s guitarist.
Fox fired back: “Maybe I got with Sophie,” which is … cryptic, to say the least.
Lloyd published her own statement slamming the rumours after fan speculation.
In case you missed all the drama before THAT, Fox deleted her *entire* Instagram after fans speculated she and MGK called it quits ‘cos of a rogue AF post.
It’s likely she deleted it as the final step in her rumour-inducing Insta-posting (more on that later), but I reckon it could have also been deleted by her PR team who were like, “girl, you cannot be posting like Kelly from high school who just got cheated on, you’re Megan Fox”.
OR, as celebrity gossip mogul Deuxmoi posits, the whole thing was a joke and Fox was trolling us.
“Some of you guys really don’t get Megan Fox,” Deuxmoi wrote in an Instagram story.
She said Fox was “just trolling, being funny. Being dramatic. I heard on very good authority they didn’t break up”.
Deuxmoi then shared the message she received from her source.
“They aren’t broken up,” it read.
“There has been some fighting this weekend between them so it’s just Megan trolling everyone.”
All of this was set off because Fox deleted a slew of pictures of MGK from her Instagram and then shared a mysterious post which immediately sent tongues wagging with breakup rumours.
In it, she appeared to be posing in a public bathroom with a mystery man. She also posted a video of an envelope and other possessions on fire.
The post was captioned: “You can taste the dishonesty / it’s all over your breath,” which are the opening lyrics to Beyoncé‘s song ‘Pray You Catch Me’.
The bop was the opening track of Lemonade (we all know what that lil’ collection of songs was about) and explores Beyoncé’s response to Jay Z cheating on her.
NOT MEGAN FOX POSTING THIS AND DELETING ALL HER MGK PHOTOS pic.twitter.com/yudOy6Qe8R
— brooke (@follklores) February 12, 2023
Now, I’m no Scooby Doo, but the obscure lyrics coupled with the video of torched stuff can only spell one thing and it rhymes with “meeting”. That’s right, folks! It’s cheating.
Sorry but maybe fan speculation of MGK cheating wasn’t a stretch considering deleting your fiancé off your IG and then posting lyrics about cheating is exactly what someone who dumped their partner would do?!
There’s also the fact Fox unfollowed MGK on Instagram and started following *checks notes* Harry Styles, Timothée Chalamet and Eminem (before she nuked her account, of course). Something about that combo screams “nightmare blunt rotation”.
You can’t tell me you had high hopes for two people who admitted to drinking each other’s blood and tried to make “I am weed” happen, can you?
What about that red carpet video where Fox looked so fucking done with MGK’s shit she was ready to call it then and there? Or when he publicly lusted after Kendall Jenner when she was underage?
Get in the bin lest I taunt you with a big ol’ bag of garlic, freak! Begone, you dusty sarcophagus!
Twitter went off like a frog in a sock at the prospect of Fox being free from the shackles of MGK. Not to quote R.E.M but look at all these shiny, happy people! Such a beautiful sight to behold.
https://twitter.com/cammquin/status/1624693944796815360
Megan Fox has deleted every mgk pic off her ig, quoting Beyoncé’s song about jay cheating, burning his letters and decided to just follow Harry Styles, Timothée Chalamet and Eminem to rub it right in mgk’s face. The world is healing… pic.twitter.com/eKdgfeaS7R
— priscilla (@bluerivercali) February 12, 2023
megan fox deleted all the pics she had with mgk, as she should pic.twitter.com/YxH8U0fI2F
— ً leigh ᥫ᭡ (@jmncisms) February 12, 2023
https://twitter.com/megaynfox/status/1624687405394452483
Megan Fox finally dumped him? pic.twitter.com/epVU0kVofG
— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) February 12, 2023
But since Fox is now denying any break up or cheating rumours, we can’t discount the possibility that this was all a massive publicity stunt and in a few days Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly will be dropping, like, phlegm-infused vodka which has aphrodisiac qualities when mixed with semen and frog spawn. Anything is possible.
