YES: Victoria Is Implementing A Huge Rollout Today After Obtaining 3 Million RATs
Khloe Kardashian Has Just Debuted Her New Grinch Fingers & Haters Will Say It’s Photoshop
Soccer King Josh Cavallo Just Scored A Global Ralph Lauren Launch & It’s What He Deserves
Britney Spears Has Clapped The Fuck Back At Every Suss Claim Her Sis Made In *That* Interview
Degrassi, The Best Teen Drama, Has Just Been Revived For Another Series & Euphoria Is Quaking
This Woman Got Stuck In Lockdown With Her Blind Date & Is This Romantic Or Horrifying?
Jamie Lynn Did A Sit Down Interview About Britney & Every Single One Of Her Claims Is Suss
MGK & Megan Fox Just Got Engaged, Complete With Two Kmart Candles And Some Blood Drinking
How To Log Your Positive RAT Result Online Now That NSW Will Fine You $1000 If You Don’t
6 Evil Things Our Govt Would Rather Spend Money On Instead Of Giving Us Free RATs
Lana Del Rey Filed A Restraining Order Against An Alleged Stalker & The Texts Are Creepy AF
Djokovic’s Mum Called His Detention ‘Torture’, As If Worse Isn’t Happening To Refugees
A TikToker Recreated Grill’d’s Chips And Herbed Mayo Sauce At Home & We Can Confirm It’s Legit
VIC’s COVID Rules Include Booster Mandates For *All* Essential Workers, Not Just Health Workers
A Melb Man Was Bashed In A Park & His Attacker Claimed Social Distancing Concerns As The Excuse
The Australian Reptile Park Rents Out Koalas To Rich People & What In The Capitalist Dystopia?
