MGK & Megan Fox’s Blood Sucking Shenanigans Are So Fkd, The Vampire Association Has Stepped In

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly‘s blood-sucking antics have gotten so out of hand that the head of the vampire association (???) has legit issued a warning to the celebrity cringe couple.

Belfazaar Ashantison, the co-founder of The New Orleans Vampire Association (NOVA), wants the pair to ensure they’re taking proper precautions before drinking each other’s blood.

Father Sebastiaan, the founder of Endless Night Vampire Ball, is also urging to be safe, specifically with regards to withdrawing blood.

Both vampiric parties issued a warning via TMZ after Megan’s latest revelation.

Her latest yarn was the most graphic one yet as she recounted her boo (who she admits is “chaotic”, which is the understatement of all understatements) ripping his chest open so she can consume his blood.

We’re not quite sure if it actually happened, but she doesn’t deny. Well she does, then she retracts the denial. It’s weird, you’ll see…

While speaking to Glamour, the interviewer asked if she and MGK really drink each other’s blood, to which she responded:

“Yeah. So, I guess to drink each other’s blood might mislead people or people are imagining us with goblets and we’re like Game of Thrones, drinking each other’s blood.

“It’s just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other’s blood on occasion for ritual purposes only.”

She clarified, “I’m much more controlled. I read tarot cards and I’m into astrology and I’m doing all these metaphysical practices and meditations. And I do rituals on new moons and full moons, and all these things. And so, when I do it, it’s a passage or it is used for a reason.”

“And it is controlled where it’s like, ‘Let’s shed a few drops of blood and each drink it.’ He’s much more haphazard and hectic and chaotic, where he’s willing to just cut his chest open with broken glass and be like, ‘Take my soul,’” she added,

When the interviewer asked, “And that actually happens?” Megan responded: “It doesn’t not happen. Let me tell you. Maybe not exactly like that, but a version of that has happened many times.”

Good fkn GRIEF!

It all started when MGK revealed to the world (for some reason) that he wears a pendant with Megan Fox’s blood inside it, around his neck.

MGK revealed his sanguine jewellery in an Instagram post celebrating his relationship with Megan for Valentine’s Day. The two have been together since around July 2020, so it’s been about half a year now, yet I am quite in love with the dynamic shared between the two. Go them, they look like they’re having fun.

So much fun that MGK has decided to wear Fox’s blood around. I mean, whatever works for you.

“I wear your blood around my neck, my bloody Valentine,” he wrote on Instagram.

He also shared some pics and vids of the two together, including the aforementioned vial of blood. I hate that the necklace actually looks cool. Dammit MGK.

Although Megan Fox isn’t out here tarnishing her name by wearing the blood of a tall white boy around her neck, she did share her love for her new boo on Insta. For Valentine’s Day, she shared some pics of the two, standing in mirrors and looking pretty, and also licking each other’s faces (even in that pic they look hot, they truly cannot do wrong).

Alongside the pics was a lovely little poem about their “lawless” and “haunted” love. Sounds like something I thoughtlessly scribbled into my Notes app after my first kiss.

“There goes my heart, manifest outside my body, draped in a towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy,” she wrote.

“The journey will likely be perilous, but there is no destination without him. Happy Valentine’s Day rehab barbie.”

It’s gross. I did a mini mouth vom. But I’m obsessed with this?

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen blood vials on celebrities either. In case you forgot, Angelina Jolie and her then-husband Billy Bob Thornton used to go everywhere with each other’s blood around their necks.

“The necklaces were a very simple thing, ‘Hey let’s poke our fingers with a pen and smear a little blood on there and when we’re away from each other we’ll wear the necklace,” Thornton told People.

Anyway, if you need me I’m going to be giving my boyfriend some normal gifts for Valentine’s Day. Damn.