Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) has revealed to the world (for some reason) that he wears a pendant with Megan Fox‘s blood inside it, around his neck. I’m honestly stuck between thinking this is really cute and being absolutely horrified, but alas, celebrities will do as they please, and I am merely the one who writes about it.

MGK revealed his sanguine jewellery in an Instagram post celebrating his relationship with Megan for Valentine’s Day. The two have been together since around July 2020, so it’s been about half a year now, yet I am quite in love with the dynamic shared between the two. Go them, they look like they’re having fun.

So much fun that MGK has decided to wear Fox’s blood around. I mean, whatever works for you.

“I wear your blood around my neck, my bloody Valentine,” he wrote on Instagram.

He also shared some pics and vids of the two together, including the aforementioned vial of blood. I hate that the necklace actually looks cool. Dammit MGK.

Although Megan Fox isn’t out here tarnishing her name by wearing the blood of a tall white boy around her neck, she did share her love for her new boo on Insta. For Valentine’s Day, she shared some pics of the two, standing in mirrors and looking pretty, and also licking each other’s faces (even in that pic they look hot, they truly cannot do wrong).

Alongside the pics was a lovely little poem about their “lawless” and “haunted” love. Sounds like something I thoughtlessly scribbled into my Notes app after my first kiss.

“There goes my heart, manifest outside my body, draped in a towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy,” she wrote.

“The journey will likely be perilous, but there is no destination without him. Happy Valentine’s Day rehab barbie.”

It’s gross. I did a mini mouth vom. But I’m obsessed with this?

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen blood vials on celebrities either. In case you forgot, Angelina Jolie and her then-husband Billy Bob Thornton used to go everywhere with each other’s blood around their necks.

“The necklaces were a very simple thing, ‘Hey let’s poke our fingers with a pen and smear a little blood on there and when we’re away from each other we’ll wear the necklace,” Thornton told People.

Anyway, if you need me I’m going to be giving my boyfriend some normal gifts for Valentine’s Day. Damn.