The toilet paper fiends were relentless, and the memes were too. Now as boomers continue to raid Aussie supermarkets for toilet paper, the rest of us have continued to pump out spicy content.
It all began when a stampede of boomers freaked out over the coronavirus, and decided to descend upon the nation’s toilet paper supply in full force. Almost every Coles, Woolies and IGA was hit, it seems.
So what’s happened since the chaos erupted? Oh not much, just a huge punch-up over TP in Sydney, a truck carrying toilet paper busting into flames in Brisbane, and the Northern Territory’s main newspaper literally printing toilet paper in a lift-out.
Yesterday’s memes were excellent. Today’s are even better:
#ToiletPaperEmergency
Jokes aside I need to go shopping today and hope there will be stock 😑 pic.twitter.com/M9rmtlTtKD— Lulani 🇿🇦🇦🇺 (@LulanivdM) March 4, 2020
You gotta love someone who’s ahead of the game… #ToiletPaperEmergency pic.twitter.com/UWEYNujG5z
— Snert Underpant (@SnertUnderpant) March 4, 2020
I made a meme #toiletpapercrisis #ToiletPaperApocalypse #ToiletPaperEmergency pic.twitter.com/PRvmoSVlRF
— Slot1Gamer 😻🛠🎮 (@Slot1Gamer) March 4, 2020
👀 I 👀 SEE 👀 YOU 👀 AND 👀 I 👀 KNOW 👀 YOU 👀 ARE 👀 SOUGHT 👀 AFTER 👀#toiletpaper #ToiletPaperEmergency #toiletgate pic.twitter.com/M08onR5QSR
— Casual Fan (@casualfanmusic) March 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/SimpsonsVsLibs/status/1235043924164538369
I have a sweet toilet paper hook up if anyone needs supply… Keep on the DL pic.twitter.com/D5AUWVX0s6
— Andy Johnston (@imsimplyaj) March 4, 2020
#BREAKING Developers set to reap massive financial windfall with launch of ‘Toilet Paper Near Me’ app as Australian consumers continue to lose their shit over loo paper.#ToiletPaperEmergency #ToiletPaperMovies #Toiletpapergate #ToiletpapernearMe #auspol #ausmedia #toiletpaper pic.twitter.com/kgUItFiebQ
— TOM RED (@TomRed43) March 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/SalwaAlalami/status/1235347106149343232
Been laughing about everyone hoarding toilet paper for days.
Actually need to buy toilet paper today pic.twitter.com/MzffIyQEv6
— Tupac wanna fight you (@BundjalungBud) March 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/MGLnrd/status/1235319996634537986
Ok I am getting really worried, we are definitely running out of loo paper, this guy is the problem, look at his garage, what a hoarder! #auspoI #toiletpapergate #toiletpapercrisis pic.twitter.com/Yxt3pnZY6G
— Ron Lilburne 🌎 (@rlilburne) March 4, 2020
In Italy we are buying hand sanitizer gel… Why the hell in Australia you are buying toilet paper? #ToiletPaperEmergency #Coronvirus #wtf pic.twitter.com/iJhrhFz1lN
— Viola (@userjusttaken) March 4, 2020
