Toilet Paper
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Who Gives A Crap Is Officially Back In Stock, Signalling The End Of The Great TP Shortage
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Where TF Is Katy Perry Getting All These Oversized Costumes In Iso? An Important Investigation
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Store Manager Tells SA Bloke Who Tried To Return 4,800 Rolls Of Bog Roll To Promptly Fuck Off
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Virgin Australia’s April Fool’s ‘Prank’ Is Donating Dunny Rolls From Grounded Flights
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The Toilet Paper Shortage Has Caused Godless Clusters Of Unflushable Shit To Clog Our Sewers
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NSW Police Looking For Men In Connection With Alleged, I Shit You Not, Toilet Paper Thefts
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“We’ve Accepted Infection Is Inevitable”: Young Aussie Supermarket Workers Struggle On The Front Line Of A Pandemic
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Morrison, Clearly Sick Of This Shit, Told Australia “Stop It” With The Panic Buying Crap
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Ah Shit, Woolies’ Senior Shopping Hour Reportedly Got Off To A Rough Start
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Coronavirus Panic Buying Is The Latest Thing Right-Wing Dinguses Are Calling Socialism
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Coles Has Limited Toilet Paper To One Pack Per Person Because We As A Nation Have No Chill
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All Hail The Toilet Paper Queen, Who Accidentally Ordered 2000 Rolls Back In February
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Two Women Charged After Hectic Woolies Brawl Over Precious, Precious Toilet Paper
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Get Acquainted With Wee Wipes, Reusable Toilet Paper That Helps The Environment