A Truck Full Of Toilet Paper Literally Burst Into Flames And We Probably Deserve It

A delivery truck full of toilet paper not only crashed but burst into flames in Brisbane, late on Wednesday night.

The driver managed to escape unharmed, but about half of the precious toilet paper was completely burnt. Of all days. OF ALL DAYS.

“There was quite an interesting fuel load on this particular vehicle as we believe toilet paper is quite precious at the moment, so we’ve been able to save half the load on this particular truck,” fire officer Justin Francis told the ABC.

There have not been any reports of bystanders rushing to salvage the toilet paper, but it wouldn’t surprise us either. The accident occurred on Brisbane’s Gateway Bridge, just saying.

The crash comes as boomers around the country raid supermarkets for their precious toilet paper. Woolies issued a limit per customer, one manufacturer ran out of stock, and police were even called when a fight over TP broke out in Sydney.

The toilet paper panic is a response to the coronavirus outbreak. Chronic diarrhea is not a coronavirus symptom – coughing, fever and shortness of breath are – however there are fears that people will be told to stay at home if the outbreak worsens.

And so, people are going nuts over toilet paper to wipe their asses, and face masks, which are not actually recommended for the general population. Now we have a shortage of both.

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