Christmas is almost here, and that means it’s time to start thinking about present ideas for your loved ones and giving them what they really want this holiday season. With a little help from this list of Christmas gift ideas, you won’t have much else to do other than smashing that add-to-cart button.
The more personal, useful or creative, the better the gift is, really. Gone are the days of expensive gifts being the crux of Christmas. It’s 2023 bb, we are beyond that noise. We want gifts that speak to the soul, spark hobbies or bring joy to our giftees.
So that’s why, if you are like me, you will love what’s in our Christmas gift guide. We’ve found a little bit of everything, from gift ideas for coffee lovers and foodies, to last-minute present ideas and pressies that’ll land you on Santa’s naughty list (if you catch our drift).
(Christmas) Feast your eyes on what we’ve got in store for you.
TL;DR
- Christmas Gift Ideas That Won’t Disappoint The Women in Your Life
- A Bunch Of Christmas Present Ideas For Men Who Claim ‘IDK What I Want’
- Keep ‘Em Cumming: The Sex Toy Gift Ideas That’ll Land You On The Naughty List
- Christmas Present Ideas For The Person Who Would Hook An IV Of Coffee In Their Veins
- Yes, Chef! Chrissy Gift Ideas For The Person Who Loves To Cook
- Christmas Gifts Under $50 For All You Broke-Ass Bitches (Us, We’re The Broke-Ass Bitches)
- Some Ruff Christmas Present Ideas For People Who Are Pet Parents
- Very Good, Not Shit Last-Minute Christmas Gift Ideas
- Christmas Gifts For When You Don’t Know What To Get Suzan From Accounts
- Just Some Christmas Present Ideas Your Environmentally-Friendly Friends Will Love
- Pressie Ideas Your Travel-Obsessed Friend Will Froth
- Got Fit Friends? Try These 5am Workout-Approved Christmas Pressies
- A Bunch Of Gadgets And Gaming Pressies For The Tech Lover In Your Life
Christmas Gift Ideas That Won’t Disappoint The Women in Your Life
Coming up with Christmas gift ideas for women isn’t too hard, you just have to know what she likes when it comes to fashion, beauty, fitness, homewares, travel etc. Then, you can scope out our gift guide to find the perfect pressie.
Goldfield & Banks Bohemian Lime Perfume
$235
Smells like summer.
Prada OPR A02S
$574
Everyone’s obsessed with these RN.
Stanley Iceflow 30oz
$69.99
Level up from the hot girl cup.
You can shop for our gift ideas for women here.
A Bunch Of Christmas Present Ideas For Men Who Claim ‘IDK What I Want’
My pet peeve about shopping for men, is when you ask them what they want most of them simply mutter, ‘dunno, I’m not fussed’, YEAH, WELL I AM. Tell us what you want! Anyway, if you’re in that boat, we have a few ideas for ya.
8Bitdo SN30 Pro USB Gamepad
$39.95
Hit ’em with the nostalgia.
Nike Blazer Low ’77 Vintage
$130
Sneakerheads know these are dope.
Typo Table Top Game
$59.99
You can’t go wrong with a foosball table.
Keep ‘Em Cumming: The Sex Toy Gift Ideas That’ll Land You On The Naughty List
From a little bit saucy to big cums, we’ve thought of all the naughtiest gift ideas. Ya welcome!
Normal Vibrator
$220
Talk about a vibe.
Bras ‘N Things Bodysuit
$89.99
Perfectly unwrapped.
Litty Clitty Candle
$21.45
It wasn’t that hard to find.
Christmas Present Ideas For The Person Who Would Hook An IV Of Coffee In Their Veins
For the person who needs a cup of coffee before they spring to life in the morning, we’ve got coffee machines, advent calendars and keep cups.
Sunbeam Compact Barista Espresso Machine
$279
To us, from us.
Nesspresso Vertuo Advent Calendar (24 treats)
$60
24 tasty coffee treats.
Frank Green Ceramic Reusable Cup
$46.95
IYKYK.
Yes, Chef! Chrissy Gift Ideas For The Person Who Loves To Cook
We’ve all got that one friend who loves cooking up delicious treats, so why not get them something sweet for the kitchen?
Cosmic Cookware Cosmo Pan
$149 (usually $159)
Only Pans?
Furi Pro Stainless Steel Knife Block
$319.50 (usually $639)
Cut down to half price too.
Kip & Co Field Of Dreams Apron
$79
Entering my apron era.
Christmas Gifts Under $50 For All You Broke-Ass Bitches (Us, We’re The Broke-Ass Bitches)
If cozzie livs has the purse strings feeling a little tight, we’ve gotchu. Here’s a bunch of gift ideas under $50, that still feel bougie.
Cotton On Tin of Socks
$29.99
Fuck yeah!
Ultra Violette Vi’s Faves
$30
Slip, slop, slap.
Rhythm Straw Bucket Hat
$39.99
Summer ready.
Some Ruff Christmas Present Ideas For People Who Are Pet Parents
That’s hot! From plush beds to chew toys we’ve rounded up a bunch of cute pet pressies to give all the good boys and girls.
Pet Circle Flexi Classic Tape Black
$89.99
Where you lead, I will follow.
Mog & Bone Bolster Dog Bed
From $99.05
Snuggle in style.
Kong Classic Doggie Chew Toy
$37.99
Chew on this.
Very Good, Not Shit Last-Minute Christmas Gift Ideas
If you want a last-minute gift idea that doesn’t wreak of ‘I left this until the week before Christmas’, we’ve got you.
Binge Subscription
From $10 per month
Fight the Sunday scaries.
Disney+ Subscription
From $13.99
A gift that keeps on giving.
Amazon Prime Subscription
$9.99 per month
More than just streaming.
Christmas Gifts For When You Don’t Know What To Get Suzan From Accounts
One of the worst parts about participating in Secret Santa (especially the office ones) is pulling Suzan from accounts, or the new guy (whose name you can’t remember for the life of you) out of the hat. Don’t fret, we’ve found a bunch of general Secret Santa gifts that anyone would be chuffed with.
Print Bar Magic Reveal Mug
$25
Think of the possibilities.
Etsy Middle Finger Candle
From $12.50
Noice.
Noods Recipe Book
$29.99
Send noods.
You can shop our Secret Santa gift guide here.
Just Some Christmas Present Ideas Your Environmentally-Friendly Friends Will Love
We’ve all got that one friend or family member who’s been slowly making the transition to a more sustainable lifestyle, so why not get them a little something to help them on their journey?
Seed & Sprout Kitchen Compost Bin
$80
Bin it.
CrunchBox Lunch Box 2 Pot Tropical
$95 (usually $105)
A cute munch box.
Seed & Sprout Reusable Makeup Pads
$22
Cleanse away a long day.
You can shop our sustainable gift ideas here.
Pressie Ideas Your Travel-Obsessed Friend Will Froth
If your friend’s been bitten by the travel bug, they’ll appreciate any of these gifts for travellers.
The Somewhere Co Daydream Adventure Backpack
$95
Pack ‘er up!
Go-To Transformazing Sheet Masks
$55 (usually $66) 6 pack
For luminous, plump, bright skin, FAST.
Gucci Beauty Guilty Pour Femme
$49
Light, fresh, feminine with a twist
You can shop for our gift ideas for travellers here.
Got Fit Friends? Try These 5am Workout-Approved Christmas Pressies
More passion, more passion! More energy, more energy! More footwork, more footwork! From weights and yoga mats to running bands, we’ve found a bunch of good gift ideas for your gym-going friends.
Bala The On-The-Go Kit
$168
A different kinda bangle.
Foldup Mat & Bag Bundle
$239
A foldup yoga mat.
The North Face Run Belt
$65
For all your hot girl runs.
You can shop our fitness gift guide here.
A Bunch Of Gadgets And Gaming Pressies For The Tech Lover In Your Life
Got yourself a gamer? We’ve got you covered! Everything from nostalgic Pac-Man games and Super Mario Bros through to speakers and more.
Super Mario Bros. Wonder – Nintendo Switch
$68 (usually $79.95)
Lesssagoo!
Amazon Australia Echo Pop
$79
Hey Alexa, play Christmas carols by Michael Bublé.
My Arcade Retro PAC-Man Micro Player
$59.95
Hit ’em with the nostalgia.
We’ll be adding to our gift guide right up until the big day, so keep checking back if you’re ever stuck for gift ideas.
Oh, and did we mention we’ve found the best beauty and sex toy advent calendars for 2023? They’re right over here.
