There’s A New Twist To The Taylor Swift Distraction Theory And I’m Officially On Board

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You best believe that the mega celebs of today have a highly skilled team of professionals in their arsenal to deflect, dispel and distract the public. Consider them a savvy crew of publicists and social media masterminds (and maybe even SEO experts) at the ready to control a narrative on behalf of their A-list client. Given the chokehold Taylor Swift has on *gestures at everything* we have no doubt she would have one of the biggest ‘teams’ in the industry.

For the last couple of weeks, there has been a theory which suggests that TayTay and her professional puppet masters are allegedly using some witchcraft to deflect media attention from her penchant for ripping the arsehole out of the ozone layer with her excessive private jet usage. Allegedly, Taylor is dating Travis Kelce to take the heat off her lacklustre sustainability. And now, there’s another theory popping up on TikTok which alleges that her relationship with The 1975 frontman Matty Healy was an effort to change the Google search results when “Taylor” and “The 1975” are typed in.

Let me explain.

TikTok user @bryanlicious2 believes that Taylor and her legendary publicist Tree Paine allegedly used this technique to distract from some incredibly grainy 2014 footage which fans claim show Taylor kissing her close friend, model Karlie Kloss.

For years, there has been a fraction of the Taylor fandom that staunchly believes that Taylor isn’t a straight woman and that she has had relationships with women. And when you Googled “Taylor Swift The 1975” this footage popped up.

Now, it’s filled with article after article about her brief romance with Matty Healy.

Also, it’s important to note that Taylor has only publicly dated men. And to be super clear, it’s not appropriate for anyone – including her fans – to out her if this is true.

You can watch Bryan’s theory below.

He also touches on the widespread conspiracy theory that Taylor has been dating Travis Kelce to distract from her jet fuel emissions from her private jet.

Over the past couple of years, Taylor has been copping heat for being one of the worst offenders of adding to greenhouse gas emissions by flying private jets literally everywhere. According to a report released by sustainability marketing agency Yard, Taylor flew on a private jet 170 times in January alone which roughly equates to 8,293.54 metric tons of CO2 emissions. Their figures estimated that the impact of her flight schedule in one month was equal to the emissions released by 1000 homes over the course of an entire year. Huge yikes.

So, yeah, that does not look good for Taylor’s rep. While she’s hardly the only person in the world committing harmful environmental practices, her behaviour is certainly worthy of reprimand. But instead of cutting down on the private jets, why not bring in some nifty SEO practices to scrub the internet of any bad press in regards to Taylor Swift and flying private? If TayTay is dating an NFL player who will regularly play a team named the New York Jets, Google searches will begin to flood with ‘Taylor Swift Jets’. Then all of a sudden the articles calling out her private jet proclivities will get pushed further and further down the search list.

@pedestriantv From one tight end to another, I can’t help but wonder whether there’s a conspiracy going on. 🤔 Shout out to @grace weissend for the theory! This week on The Show Off, we chat with our mates at the @Betoota Advocate about Taylor Swift and her new Boo Travis Kelce, the drama surrounding Daniel Johns and Silverchair and the WGA writer’s strike coming to an end. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.🎧 #TaylorSwift #TravisKelce #TheShowOff #PTV ♬ original sound – PEDESTRIAN.TV

It all sounds pretty far-fetched right?

Yes, but also at this point we’re all pretty clued in to how far celebs will go to keep their image clean and free from negative press. Taylor genuinely could be in love with Travis or it could be a meticulously planned attack on flood out bad news. It sounds outrageous but not totally out of the realm of possibilities.

We’ll truly know if this theory has legs if Travis Kelce‘s team, the Kansas City Chiefs, only draw the New York Jets for the rest of the season. Watch out, there are loyal Swifties everywhere. Even in the NFL.