Call the girls IMMEDIATELY ’cause we’ve received some bulk fkn tea on Greta Gerwig‘s Barbie. We’ve got a video of Margot Robbie doing her Barbie voice, a plot reveal AND a hot new pic of Ryan Gosling skating. This is going to be my Joker I can already feel it.
Alright, we’ve got a lot to cover so let’s jump right into this thing.
First, let’s have a gander at Ryan Gosling’s new behind-the-scenes turbo-twink skating outfit that’s been leaked.
We knew the fashion in Barbie would be out of this world but I was not ready for this fit. In fact, I can’t even tell if I like it or not.
Speaking of skating, a clip of Margot on the set of Barbie has also leaked in which we can hear her STUNNINGLY accurate Barbie voice.
It looks like she’s skating alongside a very normal, very human America Ferrera, who has been confirmed to be in the movie. A shame, I was hoping to see an ultra-glam America Ferrera Barbie, but alas.
MARGOTS BARBIE VOICE WAITT pic.twitter.com/rsbpwQtChU— nai (@margotswhore) June 27, 2022
margot skating will always be famous ! pic.twitter.com/5krPWqM5TG— nai (@margotswhore) June 27, 2022
Thank you for sharing this BTS tea, @margotswhore. Thanks.
You may have noticed that everyone around Margot is seemingly… normal. Where’s all the pink? Where’s the garish gaiety?
Well, turns out this gives some weight to the rumours that the plot is actually about Margot’s Barbie going into the real world because she’s not “perfect enough” for the Barbie world.
Basically, the movie is going to be like Enchanted, where Margot is Amy Adams (a super positive girl from another world), America is Patrick Dempsey (a human who has to deal with their high energy and learns how to let go thanks to them) and Ryan is James Marsden (a man from another world searching for his friend.)
Watch me be correct.
A shame, because I wanted some super trippy Truman Show-like epic about Margot realising she isn’t the only Barbie.
Earlier this month pics leaked online of Margot Robbie in a hot pink Barbie vest and pants combo, with her iconic long blonde tresses to match. Honestly, I just know this movie is going to be the cultural reset we need.
no words for margot robbie as Barbie pic.twitter.com/wBwfMqOkZB— 💭 (@safemargot) June 22, 2022
In the pics, Robbie can be seen wearing star-spangled flare pants and a white bedazzled cowboy hat. It’s giving Coachella but actually cute. Front row at the Harry Styles tour outfit.
margot robbie looks like shes about go see harry styles on tour pic.twitter.com/yo4UGjXdyI— lara 10 (@ghostinkissys) June 22, 2022
ik this movie is going to completely transform every aspect of me as a person and rearrange my atomic structure based off this outfit alone https://t.co/FLbcptL0RB— guy wife (@gazlyte) June 22, 2022
Oh and look, there’s Ryan Gosling as Ken in a…. tasselled black cowboy suit? And a matching necktie to Barbie, I’m sobbing.
margot robbie & ryan gosling on the set of barbie oh I’m obsessed pic.twitter.com/dyDWpvl5r1— joe (@mcumagik) June 23, 2022
We recently got our first look at Ryan Gosling as one of the many Kens to star alongside Margot’s Barbie.
And yes I said many Kens.
Ncuti Gatwa (Sex Education) and Simu Liu (Shang-Chi) are rumoured to be playing similarly ripped Kens in the flick.
Meanwhile, Saoirse Ronan (Lady Bird), Hari Nef (Assassination Nation) and Issa Rae (Insecure) are rumoured to be Barbies.
We also know real-life Margot Robbie look-alike Emma Mackey (Sex Education) has also been cast in the film. Intriguing…
Just last month sneaky fans claimed they found Margot Robbie’s Letterboxd. The hints it gave for the Barbie are even more mind-boggling than the set pics.
According to TikToker @nicholasjanzen (Nicholas Janzen), Margot had a movie category on her Letterboxd called “Watch for Barbie” which included The Truman Show and Puberty Blues.
The Truman Show people!!! Will we be observing Barbie slowly become self-aware as she lives life in her plastic world? Is this a story about what makes us human, or what separates us from our environment?
Emma Mackey’s casting also makes me wonder if there’s going to be a “plastic” Barbie and then a “real-life” counterpart.
I hope Barbie will be a somewhat satirical exploration of the philosophy of human consciousness and I’m going feral just thinking about it.
Barbie will hit cinema screens on July 21, 2023.