Behold this absolute legend, who actually paid a pilot to roast Joe Rogan in sky-text as part of a proposal to their girlfriend, and honestly it’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen.
The internet lit up today with the fact that some legend paid a pilot to troll Joe Rogan via sky-text in LA, with pictures of it going viral on Twitter. The text read “Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3.”
“Joe Rogan is literally 5-foot-3.” Sky written over WeHo. pic.twitter.com/x6xEdxX9wx
— Rebecca Keegan (@ThatRebecca) June 12, 2021
But the sky-writing gets even funnier when you realise that it wasn’t just a standalone comment to make fun of Joe Rogan – it was part of someone’s actual real proposal to their girlfriend.
the gag is the full message is “Will You Marry Me Mollie Pratt? She said yes! One more thing Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3”.
You think im joking but im not https://t.co/C39pBWFwlH
— cødy (@CodyPalm) June 12, 2021
The plane initially wrote “Will you marry me Mollie Pratt,” followed by a triumphant “She said yes.”
The proposal was followed by the typical cutesy stuff you would expect from your girlfriend saying yes to marrying you.
“I love you more than anything.
“Excited to spend my life with you.
“Until death do us part.”
But then, it said “Got one more thing to say” before dropping the absolutely chaotic closing line: “Joe Rogan is literally 5 foot 3.”
Well, technically the pilot wrote ‘liteally’, but I think in this instance we can forgive a typo. (Is it a typo if it’s sky-text written by a plane? Idk).
Obviously, Twitter jumped onto this opportunity to meme the shit out of Rogan, and it did not disappoint.
Joe Rogan when he sees someone wrote he’s literally 5’3 in the sky pic.twitter.com/j58CKN9uTB
— Pizza Dad (@Pizza__Dad) June 12, 2021
Joe Rogan when he finds the guy who had a plane sky write Joe Rogan is 5’3” pic.twitter.com/0mABtsNzsZ
— JSWilliams1962 (@jswtreeman) June 12, 2021
every picture of joe rogan next to someone looks like he’s meeting a celebrity through the make a wish program pic.twitter.com/4SmUS8d9AY
— sleve mcdichael (@charlie_revival) June 13, 2021
joe rogan will never see this but your short friends will see you beLittling them😔 https://t.co/HOUkANQpF2
— Mohammad (@MargBarAmerica) June 12, 2021
Joe Rogan’s height has been the subject of jokes for a while, with people often changing his Wikipedia page and adding in random heights. He actually came out back in 2015 to let everyone know he’s 5’8.
@codymfhurst @JoeyStats707 It’s people being changing wikipedia because we were joking around about it. I’m short, but not that short 5′ 8″
— Joe Rogan (@joerogan) February 21, 2015
In case you’re out living your best life and don’t know who Joe Rogan is, he’s basically a classic conservative white man who is scarily popular considering the bullshit he spouts.
I mean, this is the man who, despite his $100 million deal with Spotify for his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience, reckons white men won’t be allowed to talk soon because of ‘woke culture’. Yeah, alright mate.
Personally, I reckon white men talking less is probably a win for humanity, but okay.
Anyway, congratulations Mollie Pratt on your engagement, whoever you are. I can only dream of finding a man that proposes to me in the form of roasting Joe Rogan. Whoever this absolute legend is, I’m sure they’re a keeper.
