We’re only a quarter of the way through the year and I’m already bloody exhausted, not sure about you guys. If, like me, you feel super drained and need a sign to slow the fuck down, well here it is: Taurus Season has just begun.

Aside from their stubbornness, Taureans are known for their penchant for naps and snacks. I know, I know, literally everyone on earth loves naps and snacks, but the bull sign is the most affiliated with taking it easy and chilling it out and as their energy radiates through the atmosphere for the next month, take a leaf out of their book and enjoy some downtime and pampering.

Think about the Taurus folk in your life.

They’re the self-professed nap queens, they’re always recommending TV series to watch ‘coz they love bingeing (both shows and snacks), and they’ll take a night of face masks over a night on the town.

But they offset their desire to be pampered with strength and tenacity, just like the bull, which is exactly what we need in this trying time.

As an earth sign, Taurus has a power that’s not flighty or erratic, but steady, solid and grounded in the real world.

So basically, you should stay the fuck home, avoid all responsibilities and take your indulgence seriously.

Splash out and buy some exxy scented candles, set yourself a serious goal to finish that new Netflix series (I hear Bridgerton goes off) and / or test out some fuck-off luxurious beauty routine that your fave celeb or influencer brags about on the ‘gram.

Your mission this Taurus season is to become a pamper / nap / snack / self-care / self-love queen.

YOU CAN DO IT!!!

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Matty Galea is the Entertainment Editor at Pedestrian who also dabbles in woo-woo stuff like astrology and crystals and has been penning horoscopes since the start of his career. He also Tweets about pop culture and astrology and posts spicy content on Instagram.