Yikes. Tonight’s episode of The Bachelor was basically just a whinge-fest with a rose ceremony at the end. We love to see it.
But many of us are also dumbfound about just how many tantrums can be thrown in such a short amount of time.
It doesn’t help that nobody had a good reason, either. If train wrecks could cry… this is what it would look like.
Why the fuck are they all crying #TheBachelorAU
— darcie (@_darciejade) August 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/annesgilberts/status/1296021745627877377
Don’t forget, we’re literally on episode three.
How can we already have THIS MUCH crying and hyperventilating, it’s only EPISODE 3! 🙄#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/pwl9Td3eFA
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) August 19, 2020
All these crying girls on Day 3 are too funny #TheBachelorAU
— Annie Clark ⚡️ (@anniefitness) August 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/claudiacxroline/status/1296022046040715265
https://twitter.com/aumonique_/status/1296022558274252801
Definitely seems like this season is particularly angsty.
Does #TheBachelorAU seem cattier / more joyless this season or is it just me (catty and joyless)
— Alex Bruce-Smith (@alexbrucesmith) August 19, 2020
Me trying to watch this season of #TheBachelorAU… pic.twitter.com/GosP6zgAya
— Megan Harding (@megsyharding) August 19, 2020
Which is weird because none of them had a good reason to be that way anyway.
*crying* “This indistinguishable-from-the-others blonde girl is stealing my boyfriend (that I share with 23 other women)” #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LpaS2HQmxz
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 19, 2020
Of course, most of us are grateful it’s not us among the ocean of tears.
If i was on the Bachelor, the only thing i’d be crying about is that sad excuse of a cheese platter… #TheBachelorAU
— Lodz 🦋 (@sumwheresmiling) August 19, 2020
https://twitter.com/hanaphylaxis/status/1296022596912164867
maybe the producers should set a limit for how much the girls are allowed to drink… just a thought! #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/yXt0ZqxGJf
— alysha is playing totk (@venomhaven) August 19, 2020
And don’t forget… we’re only just getting started.
https://twitter.com/GeorgieALove/status/1296030398414168064
Don’t cry because the episode’s over, smile because it happened, or something.
