It’s Logies time and if Osher Günsberg does not win the Gold Logie I may have to simultaneously vomit and cry. But first, we must judge the red carpet looks from all of our favourite (and least-favourite) TV personalities.
I feel like there have been a few teasers up until this point — like Abbie Chatfield warning us on her Instagram Stories about how hot she’s going to look for the Logies, and Married At First Sight’s Tahnee Cook telling Yahoo Lifestyle that she’ll be wearing pink to go with her new pink hair — so I’ve got fairly high expectations for a local awards ceremony.
Such high expectations mean I’ll likely be disappointed but let’s see how we go. I want to be clear when I say I have little-to-no fashion sense and that will show in my commentary. Enough about me, let’s see what everyone’s wearing to the 2023 Logies ahead of the awards ceremony.
Duncan James and Evelyn Ellis
Whether you love or hate Married At First Sight, you can’t deny that these two are the perfect couple. They’re also really hot and dress very well — they look like old Hollywood glamour for tonight’s Logies and I’m here for it.
Laura Byrne
I love this. It’s glam and the see-through bodice and leg split make it risky enough for me to not be bored. She truly looks amazing.
Chloé Hayden
I knew we could count on the Heartbreak High star to bring the colour and all-round vibe to the Logies 2023 red carpet. She’s a modern-age Tinkerbell.
Ayesha Madon
Ayesha could very well be the coolest person who has ever walked the Logies red carpet, or who ever will tbh. Heartbreak High Season 2 cannot come soon enough.
Alessandra Rampolla
Screaming because this is me walking around the house in winter with my doona attached to my back. Also screaming because she is on her way to tell her MAFS minions to behave.
Abbie Chatfield and Dave Hughes
We knew Chatfield was going to look fire no matter what. The velvet, the corset, the exposed hips — sexy as all hell. We can thank JOTÉO for this look.
G Flip
G Flip is busy! They were just in Tokyo with partner Chrishell Stause and now they’re here on the Logies red carpet, looking very fucking cool if I do say so myself. Love the chains. I also want to justify the sunnies because this red carpet shit started at 3pm and it was a banger of a day in Sydney.
Sarah Abo
I love seeing morning presenters away from their studio couches — it’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs. Love the wet-hair look on Sarah Abo (I once accidentally put Alpha Keri in my hair instead of shampoo but that’s a story for another day) and just the general edge that we don’t get from her at 6am.
Jessica Mauboy
Not sure why she’s wearing gloves when her hands are already going to be at 20% functionality with those cuffs. They look like the cones they put around a dog’s neck when it can’t lick or scratch. How is she going to eat? Serious question.
Rebecca Harding and Andy Lee
We’re all thinking it: the bow is simply too long. This reminds me of when I used to go into Valleygirl and I’d find something that looked good, and then upon further inspection I’d see a fugly button, motif or hemline that ruined the whole thing.
Sophie Monk
SLAY. I mean who looks good in bronze? Not a colour I’d immediately think but Sophie Monk can make anything look hot thanks to her, in fact, being hot. Love this Velani dress on her, even if it would look ridiculous on me.
Tony Armstrong
Yes, king. I’m not sure what decade you’re from in this look but I still likey.
Melissa Leong
How do we feel about sleeves that turn into gloves? I haven’t stopped thinking about it since Brooke Blurton‘s premiere of The Bachelorette.
Hamish Blake and Zoë Foster Blake
Our wholesome king and queen have arrived. You know how people say that someone could look good in a potato sack? I feel like that’s what’s going on here. For all intents and purposes, this sequinned yet shapeless dress shouldn’t look good. BUT IT DOES.
Ricki-Lee Coulter
Her dress does more for me than the reboot of Australian Idol did, that’s for sure.
Chrissie Swan
Not sure if I’ve ever seen Chrissie Swan in burgundy but I think it might be her colour. My only note is that her earrings kinda blend into her hair.
Sonia Kruger
It will never not amaze me how hot Sonia Kruger is. This sparkly one-shouldered dress fits her like it was made for her. There were too many tags on this Instagram post for me to tell you what she’s wearing but whoever did this, well done.
I’m also unsure of how and why there’s been an outfit change for Sonia already, but her other lavender look is pretty but predictable.
Emily Weir
Hell yeah. The Home & Away star is wearing a sheer Mariam Seddiq dress and, with the smoky eye makeup and top-knot, I’m into it.
Rove and Tasma Walton
Weird realisation: I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a bubble dress at this length. I love Rove, I love Tasma and I love everything she’s wearing from the waist up. I’m sorry.
Sam Armytage
It’s unfortunate that whenever someone wears a red dress they instantly get a reference to the salsa dancing emoji but here we are. The TV presenter is wearing a red Velani dress.
Beau Ryan
I do appreciate any man that doesn’t just wear a black-and-white suit to a red carpet, but I hope he checked what the wait staff are wearing tonight.
Celeste Barber
Do you think she wants to win the Silver Logie? Because she sure as hell looks like it — like, literally.
Matt Evans
It screams Chanel, which I enjoy, but I’m dying to know if that fabric feels shit against the skin given there’s no shirt underneath. I would think yes.
Natalie Barr & Matt Shirvington
Obsessed with this Mariam Seddiq look from Sunrise host Natalie Barr. Simple, minimal, elegant — she looks fucking phenomenal. So does Shirvo, I guess, as he looks like a man at a red carpet event. Well done, you two!
Emily Symons
Marilyn! The Home & Away OG looks like a beautiful diamond spiderweb and I have no complaints about this Velani look.
Suzan Mutesi
It reminds me of one of those no-tools-required tents when you’re trying to get it back into the bag it came in, but make it fashion.
Maria Thattil
I am obsessed with this woman and everything she says or does, so it makes sense that I add ‘everything she wears’ to that list. The get-up is custom CON ILIO with Anton jewellery. Would I wear it? No. Do I love it on her? Always.
Shaun Micallef
William Shakespeare, no?
Stephanie Panozzo
OK, this Home & Away star’s body is unreal in Daniel Moore Couture. But the necklace reminds me of that Bejeweled game.
Julia Morris
Beautiful wedding dress we have here.
Tanya Hennessy
I could only aspire to feel free to feel free. And to put bows, pom poms and sparkly stars on my head when there’s no Easter hat parade in sight.
Karl Stefanovic and Jasmine Stefanovic
I’ve never seen an accessorised hair part before! Do I want to again? TBC.
Lynne McGranger
I love Irene and these colours actually look phenomenal with her red hair, don’t you think? Love the matching right down to the earrings and how fun all of this is.
Jessica Rowe and Denis Drysdale
Well this is fun! These ladies out here straight up looking like a walking, talking botanical garden.
I’ll keep updating this gallery as the red carpet continues — bookmark it and check back.
Chantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer. You can follow her on Instagram or TikTok.
