Some of y’all haven’t read up on the rules of eclipse season and it shows, because I’m hearing talk of folks getting ready to manifest, cleanse crystals, and do all that other fun stuff under the light of the lunar eclipse and the blood moon in Sagittarius tonight.

To those people, I say: FREEZE, PUNK!

Drop the crystals and manifestation pads, and no one will get hurt.

No seriously, do not, I repeat, DO NOT manifest or charge shit today / tonight. Eclipse season is not a time to summon and gather, it’s a time to chill the fuck out.

Why? Well, because eclipse energy is erratic, chaotic and unpredictable, and you absolutely do not want to draw those vibes in or allow your precious crystals to absorb its harshness. May as well bathe ’em in battery acid.

Instead of manifesting, charging and empowering, this is a time to cleanse, ground, and centre yourself and release neggo energy and bad vibes (which is alllllll around right now, lemme tell ya).

Save those positive affirmations and manifestations for when the eclipse’s erratic energy has dispersed.

Eclipses also have a way of bringing things to the surface that you’d hoped had stayed buried, so be careful of unwanted tea being spilled. Double check all texts, edit yourself before speaking, be careful who you tell your secrets to, etc etc, especially considering the eclipse / blood moon falls during savage as fuck Gemini season.

Remember that iconique kids show H20: Just Add Water where the mermaids would hide during the full moon to avoid the chaos of turning into mermaids? That’s the energy you should be going for this evening.

Take it easy and lay low. Sure, go take some snaps of the blood moon and put it on your ‘gram, no worries at all! Just keep all crystals indoors and don’t go making wishes on its scary as shit energy.

Heed the warning of Nicole Kidman’s character in Practical Magic…

Yes, you can clutch your tiger’s eye. But indoors. AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS.

Matty Galea is the Entertainment Editor at Pedestrian who also dabbles in woo-woo stuff like astrology and crystals and has been penning horoscopes since the start of his career. He also Tweets about pop culture and astrology and posts spicy content on Instagram.