If the Bachelorette finale was an ice cream flavour, it would 100% be vanilla. No, not even vanilla, it would be low-fat vanilla. I honestly think most people forgot it was on (including me). At least Elly and Becky found love though, well, kind of (because nobody actually said the L-word).
The first date was with cotton-eyed Joe and Elly, it was pretty awkward. Joe was utterly smitten, but Elly had her doubts.
I’ll be ok with Joe losing on ‘The Bachelorette’ as long as Joe doesn’t lose the election.😅 #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/RLwHGOX8eu
— Jessica (@jessimariemule) November 5, 2020
Becky and Pete went skydiving and it was pretty terrifying. Terrifyingly boring.
For me there’s always more sexual tension between the instructor and the one they’re strapped to on the sky diving dates rather than between the contestants #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU
— dr mimi🦇 (@drmimip) November 5, 2020
Everyone on Twitter seemed mad that this season was too boring, so basically they were mad that there was no drama
I want financial compensation for all the time I’ve wasted on this season #BacheloretteAU
— jordyn ~ she/her (@eversincegxlden) November 5, 2020
This series was so hurried they didn’t really build good relationships – it just feels flat #BacheloretteAU
— Carmen Urpani (@curpani) November 5, 2020
Elly took Frazer on a date on, yep, you guessed it, a farm. How many times can Channel 10 milk the farm thing, seriously???
I grew up on a farm. I never dressed like that to do ‘country things’. #BacheloretteAU
— TheOracleofDelta (@OracleofThe) November 5, 2020
Ah, yes a totally normal date. Nothing like driving a fucking tractor around a random field to find out if your man is The One™️ #BacheloretteAU
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) November 5, 2020
THE BATHTUB AGAIN????
This bath tub should get its own show #BacheloretteAU
— Dee (@msdilpickle) November 5, 2020
Noooo.
Not a bloody bath date.#BacheloretteAU— JulesA 🛵🛵 (@juleseadams) November 5, 2020
YEs, I know what your’e thinking
Yes – that’s THE chocolate bath.
And Locky’s mud bath.
ANd MAtt Agnew’s bath.
And a few other baths.
We like to amortize costs here at #BacheloretteAU— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 5, 2020
Another Bachelor season, another bad tattoo.
WHAT IS THAT CHAIN TATOO?? #BacheloretteAU
— SAB (@EvilStephMum) November 5, 2020
Frazer is so passionate about necklaces he got one tattooed on his chest??? #BacheloretteAU
— Helena Dominish (@HelenaDominish) November 5, 2020
Ok, so I guess wearing a steampunk hat was actually a good move by Adrian. Everything else, not so much.
https://twitter.com/hollyslicuanan/status/1324282065773277184
Becky’s gonna pick Willy Wanker isn’t she? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/P5NDWAM4kL
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) November 5, 2020
https://twitter.com/diddlyumptious/status/1324282231716675606
Becky seemed to be able to see a future with Adrian, when literally no one else could. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.
Becky on #BacheloretteAU: “I can see a future with Adrian.”
Rest of Australia: pic.twitter.com/aBE8WIjF33— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) November 5, 2020
Steampunk and country gal go on a mud date, and now I know for a fact that the Bachelor franchise is only capable of two things: Baths and mud.
https://twitter.com/KrissiAmiet/status/1324282935109771264
The girls prepare to reject two dudes, and looked absolutely gorgeous. Elly seemed sure of who she was going to pick. Meanwhile, Becky couldn’t choose between a guy that is actually perfect for her, and a guy who wears a dumb hat.
I haven’t been watching this consistently- this is the same guy who had the steampunk hat at the beginning? #BacheloretteAU
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) November 5, 2020
When you can’t believe Adrian is still around. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/31y9V40utt
— Natalia Scully (@nataliamscully) November 5, 2020
Well, he’s gone. Hats out for Adrian.
Put your hats out for Adrian. 🎩 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XiljMCVMhe
— Jessica Riley (@jesrily) November 5, 2020
Becky chose Pete woohoo, and he kissed her on the forehead. YIKES.
He kissed her forehead after she said they were boyfriend and girlfriend.
Ouch.#BacheloretteAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) November 5, 2020
OOFT.
every bachelor/ette season ends with two final options: the one they want to fuck, and the one that makes sense on paper. #BacheloretteAU
— ☾mad (@idgimaddy) November 5, 2020
Poor Joe.
I think all of Twitter were collectively crying at the exact moment he was rejected.
https://twitter.com/ffatima_writes/status/1324293563367088130
My favourite part of every finale is that Ralph Wiggum part when you can see that THEY KNOW it’s not them but have to sit through the whole speech… #BacheloretteAU
— Beck (not the musician, the other one) (@Beckecek) November 5, 2020
Where’s the lie though?
i felt more when locky dumped bella and picked irena than i do about anything that has happened this season #BacheloretteAU
— taryn | inej ghafa worshipper (@thereafter) November 5, 2020
Worst bachie franchise season ever. Send my feedback to Channel 10. #BacheloretteAU
— Kayla Joiner (@_kayjoi) November 5, 2020
Literally my thoughts too…
Thank god for Twitter or this would’ve been unbearable. #BacheloretteAU
— Just Sue.🇺🇦 (@SueKennedy19) November 5, 2020
Well, that Bachelorette finale was certainly um, something. At least Becky and Elly can do weird double dates on their own terms now, without it involving a bath or mud.
You can also watch the finale again (if you dare) on 10play.
