A Dad Fed His Baby Her Milk Through A Beer Bong Cos You Gotta Start ‘Em Early I Guess?

Beer Bong Baby TikTok Rudy Willingham

Please watch as this father feeds his little bub some milk through a beer bong. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. Literally, we cannot make it up. We are a reputable news organisation. We simply cannot lie.

When you wake up as a journalist, you know that anything could happen during the day, and you have to be ready for it. However, I couldn’t imagine that this very Monday, the first day of Autumn, the first day of March, I would be witnessing a baby drinking milk from a beer bong on TikTok.

But the vid is absolutely adorable, and I am so glad I witnessed it. To make things better, it was created by artist Rudy Willingham, whose artworks you’ve definitely seen before. But more on that later, back to the BUB!

“My daughter is 2nd percentile in weight, so we’re trying out some new feeding techniques,” Willingham wrote on TikTok.

“Gained a ton of weight this way in college, so I figured it could do the same for her.”

Essentially, Willingham’s bub wasn’t eating enough, and so he created a cute little beer bong for babies, and his daughter looked like she was loving every second of it. Obviously, there was only milk in the thing, and not a whole six-pack of Carlton Dry.

Please enjoy the vid in all its glory.

@rudy_willingham

Gained a ton of weight this way in college, so I figured it could do the same for her #funny #baby

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And now onto some pretty pictures. Chances are you’ve come across one of these images below during your scrolls through Instagram, especially the Mufasa one.

Rudy Willingham makes super creative pieces of art by combining paper cutouts with his local area, Seattle, Washington. I have no idea how he thinks of all of these but I am honoured to be looking at them.

Here’s a couple of my faves.

If you need me, I’m also going to be lying on my couch drinking out of a beer bong, but it’ll probably be 100% water, because it’s a Monday and, as a woman of business, I act with decorum.

But once Friday finally rolls around, I’ll be moving up a couple of weight percentiles with some cold ones.

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