Perhaps in some ways this was inevitable. Perhaps it’s something we’ve brought upon ourselves. Perhaps it’s what we all deserve for allowing things to devolve to this point. But no matter what one thing is now certain: Scott Morrison shouted out Fatman Scoop on the floor of Parliament.
That’s in Hansard now.
That’s a part of the annals of Australia’s political history.
Whether any of you like it or not.
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In an escalation of a brief gag that occupied a few hours of a day last week, Prime Minister Dingus and the man who got Australians to jokingly ask “who fuckin’ tonight?” all weekend are apparently organising some sort of meeting at the upcoming R&B Fridays Live tour, of which Scoop is a part of.
There’s been titting and tatting on social media between the two over the past few days, and now as a result we have this fuckin’ shit.
https://twitter.com/joshgnosis/status/1041562602067812353
Shut it down. Shut it all down. That’s enough, thanks. We’ve run the course on politics. Someone smash the reset button.
Between this and finding out he has a tiny little model of a refugee boat that reads “I stopped these” in his sodding office, I think we can just about put a pin in today. It’s over. Everyone piss off home.
