Cam Tyeson
Managing Editor (Melbourne)
Oi Melbourne, Here’s When The Blessed Cool Change Is Blowing In This Arvo Thank Absolute Fuck
Bigfoot, Who Is Real & My Friend, Is Under Serious Threat Thanks To A Proposed Hunting Season
Scott Morrison Said That First Fleet Passengers Didn’t Have A ‘Flash’ Jan 26 Either & JFC
Scott Morrison Wants Politics To Stay Out Of Cricket, Which Is Rich Even For Captain Dumbass
Joe Exotic Claims He Is ‘Too Innocent’ And ‘Too Gay’ To Receive A Trump Pardon Which, Sure
Here’s How To Watch Joe Biden’s Inauguration In Australia At The Absolute Butt Crack Of Dawn
Trump May Be About To Pardon Joe Exotic & There’s A Limo Waiting To Pick Him Up From Prison
King-Tier US Burger Chain Five Guys Revealed Its First Sydney Location & Stuff Me Full Of Chip
Dan Andrews Just Returned Serve On Novak Djokovic’s Fairly Ridic Hotel Quarantine Demands
Greens Senator Lidia Thorpe Is Calling For The Aboriginal Flag To Be Flown Half-Mast On Jan 26
Mask Rules In Victoria Are Once Again Being Eased From This Sunday, Dan Andrews Confirms
Why Is LNP Leadership So Unwilling To Call Out The Blatant Lies Of Its Most Useless MPs?
NSW Man Charged For Allegedly Sending Death Threats To Dan Andrews Via Email
No, The Simpsons Didn’t Somehow Predict The Horned Fuckwit From The US Capitol Insurrection
It Sure Does Look Like Marnus Labuschagne Sucked Off His Cricket Bat Yesterday, Doesn’t It
Ah Good, An Australian Flag Was Spotted Amongst The Trump Nuffies At The Attempted US Coup
