Okay, but let me ask you just one question: how old is your mattress? If you need both hands to count out the years, or worse, can’t remember when you bought it, maybe it’s time to update that bad boy.
Now, I know shopping for a new mattress can be one of those frustrating and expensive adult tasks, but it doesn’t have to be if you know where to look. And luckily for you, we know exactly where to look because Koala (the sleep MVPs) are slinging us some chunky sitewide Black Friday sales on its range of award-winning mattresses and furniture as a little summer treat.
You and I need a minimal introduction to Koala at this stage. They’re the gang that ships the dope mattresses in manageable boxes. You know, the ones; that spring open with shin-shattering force when you slice the plastic open, and it’s low-key mental as hell.
Oh, and our sleep besties are also responsible for makin’ these absolutely ripper sofa beds that are so comfy that they might even rival your actual bed. So, let’s grab a glass and get this shopping spree underway, shall we?!
Koala’s big blockbuster up to 30% off sale starts today (November 17) and runs until midnight on Tuesday (November 29). We’re talking big bucks off Koala’s bedroom and living room ranges.
The best part? Over the course of the sale, Koala’s organised a bunch of familiar Hollywood faces, including Freddie Prinze Jr, from the screen to announce a bonus deal every day. These wild (and exclusive) announcements will be dropping on Instagram, so make sure you tune in, stat bc they won’t last for long, y’all.
In the meantime, here’s what you can nab RIGHT!!! NOW!!!
Starting in the bedroom, you can save $350 on Koala’s award-winning Calm As Queen Mattress, or better yet, $700 when you pair it with the Paddington Bed Base and Koala’s two best-selling bedside tables. Trust me, your busted slats are here for it.
Alternatively, if you’re looking for the whole kit and caboodle, you can nab the Soul Mate King Mattress for $435 off, one of Koala’s luscious, sustainable french flax sheet and duvet sets for up to $107 off, plus two of Australia’s top-rated pillows for $25 off each.
Now, moving on to the lounge room…
You can snag almost $400 off Koala’s famous sofa bed — ya know, the one we’ve raved about a million times before. Your guests will thank you for this one. Not only is it super comfortable, but you can go from sitting to snoozing in mere minutes.
Our mates over at Koala are clearly feeling super generous because they’re also slinging cash off some bits and pieces from their epic home office range. This is good news if your place of employment has adopted a hybrid WFH model and your pandemic purchase has shit itself. It’s okay. None of us expected it to last that long. So, sort yourself out with $274 off a sturdy desk and an equally as comfy office chair and call it a day.
This genuinely epic Black Friday Koala sale means you can furnish a whole room or two and still walk away with a wad of spare dollarydoos in your back pocket.
And, of course, all the products will come with that nice risk-free 120-night trial and fast, fuss-free metro delivery.
Now, go forth and check out the rest of the Koala mattress/furniture sale right here on Koala’s website in all its glory. Oh, and there’s a bunch of other fashion, beauty and homeware sales on for Black Friday that you should check out, too.