Remember the other week when everyone freaked the FUCK out because the lunar eclipse / blood moon radiated chaotic energy across the globe? Well there’s another eclipse tonight (!) which will also emanate chaotic energy (!!) but of a horny nature (!!!).

Tonight we’ve got a Solar Eclipse rising and during this time, peoples’ inhibitions will be lowered, which results in impulse decisions, especially in relationships. Plus with Mercury still hanging out in Retrograde, communication is bound to go haywire, so there’s not just horniness, but mass relationship drama and maybe even breakups kicking off from tonight and for the next few days.

Solar Eclipses are all about getting shit done but your determination to get shit done might overpower your better judgement, causing you to make decisions without thinking about the consequences.

Things to avoid doing:

  • Hooking up with your ex just because you’re horny. Exes have been known to come yeeting back into our lives during Mercury Retrograde and with the Solar Eclipse running rampant, you’re bound to go with your impulses. DON’T.
  • Send risky texts. If there’s something you’ve been bottling up, tonight you might feel compelled to put it all in a text. Again, DON’T. Wait ’til planetary energy is on your side.
  • Picking a fight with your boo. Shit’s bound to be misconstrued during this complicated time, so skip the important discussions and go right to the pre-emptive makeup sex.

If none of the above apply to you and you’re just in the mood for a good bang, go right ahead! Think of the solar eclipse as cosmic viagra. Go for gold, babeyyy.

Oh and another thing, last time Instagram was peppered with piccies of the glorious eclipse / blood moon on the night of and the morning after it rose, but this time, don’t even bother venturing out into the cold (or if you’re a Sydneysider like me, the pouring RAIN), because you won’t be able to see shit tonight. This isn’t really a visual occurrence, but spiritually? Hell fucken yeah.

Happy humping!

Matty Galea is the Senior Entertainment Editor at Pedestrian who also dabbles in woo-woo stuff like astrology and crystals and has been penning horoscopes since the start of his career. He also Tweets about pop culture and astrology and posts spicy content on Instagram.