Well, that was certainly something. The MAFS dinner party was a rather underwhelming dinner party in the grand scheme of things (our offical episode recap is still spicy as heck, though, as always). But amidst the bland affair, there were some beautifully-iconic moments that still deserve to be praised, and it’s these moments that we will be championing tonight. Hoorah.
Firstly, we knew it was going to be Mishel’s episode once she spouted that Steve “thinks he’s fucking Moet but really he’s just warm piss in a plastic glass.” Oh my lord, I need this sentence tattooed across my chest.
“He thinks he’s fucking Moet but really he’s just warm piss in a plastic glass”.#MAFS pic.twitter.com/JeCyqYOR4U
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 4, 2020
And it didn’t stop there. Mishel was extremely intent on tearing Steve a new one, and that she did.
https://twitter.com/indybeee3/status/1235127006049628161
Behold, one of the most iconic images of the entire MAFS season, deserved of being hung in the Louvre beside the Mona Lisa: Mishel, angry, glam and double-parked. An honest mood.
Mishel is me at pres on a Friday night after my boyfriend who’s not boyfriend left me on read and now I’m intent on making his life hell by showing him how great and drunk I am at the club on my IG stories. Too niche?
The only balanced diet that matters…one in each hand#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tY1zCJXdAX
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 4, 2020
Actually, fuck it, 99.9999% of this Twitter round-up will now be about drunk Mishel, because she deserves it.
Me as soon as I get home after spending the day ignoring emails and pretending to work #MAFS pic.twitter.com/OYtnz3eowc
— James Weir (@hellojamesweir) March 4, 2020
Mishel is out for blood #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EcVwN45Mfy
— kiki 🍒 (@violettfemmes) March 4, 2020
Mishels just quietly smashed on the couch by herself 😂 #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/mastora99/status/1235133883542147073
Guys, I don’t think Steve is attracted to his wife. I could be wrong? #mafs #mafsau
— Perry (@pezlaz25) March 4, 2020
The biggest issue tonight is Mishel, the teacher, keeps saying ‘youse’. #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #mafsau
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 4, 2020
Now, I wouldn’t be doing this episode justice if I didn’t include Josh’s relentless yelling of “Steve”, which took the entirety of cyberworld back to a certain squirrel.
Josh #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MAFS pic.twitter.com/OhaFB1FfUC
— Sarah Dally-Watkins (@Sezzy_DW) March 4, 2020
https://twitter.com/Mallyonyx_/status/1235142197181157376
Oh, yeah, Lizzie was also entirely here the drama. If you couldn’t tell.
Lizzie: I’m here to find love
Also Lizzie:#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/DbuhyuRpMK— M 🧟♀️ (@mtxxox) March 4, 2020
The Snapchat cat filter is making this dinner party. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AYMOPPnFlv
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 4, 2020
And finally, an ode to us all:
The only reason I watch this shit show is becauseof the fantastic twitterverse family #MAFS #mafsau
— Jazz (@JazzyAds) March 4, 2020
Now it’s time to have a few deep breaths, take a moment to regroup and rediscover our zen before the clusterfuck recommences on Sunday.
