‘MAFS’ Expert John Called Bullshit On Steve And Mishel’s Relationship & Twitter Is Frothing

The final MAFS commitment ceremony has come and gone, but not without the couples producing enough emotional toing and froing to give us all whiplash. Everyone chose whether to renew their vows or yeet themselves out of the show. Michael and Stacey decided to go ahead with that inevitable long-distance situation, Steve and Mishel were given a hefty intervention about their obvious friendship and Connie bamboozled us all (including Jon) by writing stay. That’s the TL;DR version – head on over to our full episode recap here.

Now, I think it’s no secret that many of us watch MAFS purely to enjoy MAFS Twitter.

Say what you will, but as long as I got my Twitter, I can handle any potential lockdown! #mafs pic.twitter.com/K2Ajp0GgcD

— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 18, 2020

So let’s vicariously live through all the drama by checking out the Twitter highlights (which mostly consists of praise for relationship expert John, who delivered some pretty hard truths to Steve and Mishel, and preaching the things we’d been thinking for way too long).

Jonethan: I don't give mixed signals

Also Jonethan:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/oBSXJBnqOU

— Ignatius (@__Ignatius) March 18, 2020

jon trying to figure out if he’s attracted to connie or not #mafs pic.twitter.com/qeXmI9MNp1

— ???????????????????? ✰ (@ultrcaviolence) March 18, 2020

#MAFS #mafsau HOW IS THE FUCKING INTIMACY !!!???? pic.twitter.com/kEwe5vpH1t

— bob_with_no_job (@oh_dear_bob) March 18, 2020

Sleep paralysis but instead of a demon it’s Trish asking “how’s your intimacy going” every god damn time #MAFSAU #MAFS

— Katarina Rebuffo (@KatarinaRebuffo) March 18, 2020

I like ‘I’m not here for your bullshit’ John. I find him strangely arousing. #mafs #mafsau

— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 18, 2020

Ooh John calling out Steve's bullshit. Yes!! #mafs pic.twitter.com/XQY6ky2yN7

— jennybr5 (@jennybr5) March 18, 2020

Did John just…expert?#MAFS #MAFSAU

— shiesty (@bishcheese) March 18, 2020

Imagine being suprised at the fact that, after still not wanting to shag after 6 weeks together, that the relationship is not going anywhere #mafs

— Dee Madigan (@deemadigan) March 18, 2020

Steve: 'We might be friendzoned, but GODDAMMIT, I'M GONNA DRAG THIS SHIT OUT!' #MAFS pic.twitter.com/GA8V4vgCLc

— seapunk aesthete ???? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 18, 2020

‘We tackled 3 months in here well’

Well apart from the times you cheated… #mafs

— Dee Madigan (@deemadigan) March 18, 2020

Connie has forgotten her lines tonight. #MAFS #mafsau

— Jazz (@JazzyAds) March 18, 2020

Jonnie seeing that Connie wrote stay #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KE11k3pRDo

— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) March 18, 2020

Also, I know this is a few days old but, from here on in, I will be including a screenshot of KC’s pooch in every Twitter round-up. Because KC’s pooch deserves it.

OK can we talk about KC's dog.#MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Jj0DmjdvFe

— Tim Austin (@Timaahy) March 16, 2020

Emotions are runnings bloody high right now. Thank Christ we only tomorrow’s episode before a much-needed break.