Well, well, well, would you look at the time. It’s MAFS o’clock and as we get closer to the season finale, it’s getting so spicy it’s actually burning my mouth.
It’s bridal home stays tonight, which is always a juicy time. But I’m not even going to give you a recap of the episode tonight, you can read our wonderful Style Editor Mel’s thoughts on it because I have one thought, and one thought only.
Seb and Lizzie (AKA my new favourite couple) were on a date in Newcastle (best city in Australia) and in truly wild news, he got a fucking TATTOO.
Yes. A TATTOO.
No. Not just ANY tattoo. He got fucking #MAFS on his TOES.
— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 16, 2020
I simply cannot.
— micky dabs (@leighoneills) March 16, 2020
This is the dumbest decision we’ve seen on this show to date, and that’s saying something because they’re all fucking crazy.
We’ve all seen Johnny Depp’s Winona Forever tattoo that became Wino Forever post-split from Winona Ryder. If you can have tattoo regret about Winona Fucking (real middle name) Ryder, you will absolutely have it when you get MAFS on your toes.
Some fans are convinced this was a bit of poor form on Lizzie’s behalf, you know, because tattoos are almost always more permanent than reality TV relationships.
Guilting someone to get a tattoo…always a great idea. #MAFS
— Jo🤗 (@jojoeyjo9) March 16, 2020
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 16, 2020
We’re not here for the tattoo-pressure.
— Jodie (@jodielongton) March 16, 2020
But in Lizzie’s defence, Toy Story kinda cemented the idea that foot tattoos were a sign of love.
— Georgia Louise McCall (@geemccall) March 16, 2020
Why? Why is this a thing? Why is this allowed? Just… WHY?!
It’s his first tattoo. Are we sure he knows they’re permanent?
— Kath2015DG (@Kath2015DG) March 16, 2020
Seb is literally weighing up getting a tattoo purely for a blow job opportunity. #MAFS
— Mr Evil Breakfast (@evilbreakfast) March 16, 2020