MAFS 2021 is finally here and Australia was more than ready for all the lip fillers, cheating scandals and the experts having the worst takes ever. Another bonus is Twitter, because that’s where all the people with a personality go to vent about the show.
Straight off the bat we were introduced to our brides/grooms and it’s clear that it’s going to be a very vanilla season. I haven’t seen a whiter group of people since Imagine Dragons.
— Tim Austin (@Timaahy) February 22, 2021
— The Don't Flatter Yourself Podcast (@TheDFYpodcast) February 22, 2021
And that guy who does all those press conferences was there. What’s his name again… Daniel Radcliffe? Daniel Ricciardo?
— sdimsim (@officialdimsim) February 22, 2021
— Meagan (@diddlyumptious) February 22, 2021
We’re also introduced to the only guy in MAFS history that I’ve ever considered hot. So I’ll forgive Brett for his pick me energy when he said his sense of style was unique. Yeah, I could literally walk down Sydney Road, Brunswick and see five identical men to him. BUT in comparison to the calibre of men this show usually attracts, yes he is unique.
Brett also said he’s attracted to funny women. So I hope for my sake his marriage doesn’t work out, because I want to marry him now.
Brett: I’m very unique and have my own style
— The Wash (@TheWashOnline) February 22, 2021
“I’m very unique” says the guy that studied psychology and looks like every hipster ever #MAFS
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) February 22, 2021
Melissa (angel we must protect at all costs) has very Connie from MAFS last season energy. Hopefully, (unlike Connie) she doesn’t get fucked over by a guy who messages clubs to skip the line *cough* Jonethen *cough*
— ???????????????????? ???????????????????????????????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 22, 2021
— Paige Cardona (@paigecardona) February 22, 2021
Coco is the designated bad bitch. But if we’ve learned anything from Ines Basic, that role can be flipped at any moment.
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 22, 2021
The women get INJECTIONS in their FACES and the dudes don’t even bother to stay hydrated so their lips aren’t cracked #MAFS
— well hung mum (@MILFMUNNEE) February 22, 2021
Rebecca on the other hand, seems to be a real bitch. I feel like she’s called me fat and ugly just with her eyes. She has the same energy as a Kookai shop assistant who calls you babe.
Bec also doesn’t know who Princess Diana is…SO MASSIVE RED FLAG.
“You look like Princess Diana. Do you know who that is?”
— Chris Macheras (@chrismacheras1) February 22, 2021
I've heard a lot of insane things in my life but not knowing who Princess Diana is would absolutely take the cake.#MAFS
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 22, 2021
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 22, 2021
— bob_with_no_job (@oh_dear_bob) February 22, 2021
But Bec’s friend Kristy… she can stay for the whole season, thank you.
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) February 22, 2021
Everyone needs a friend like Kristy ???? We all need a mate who can tell us to cut the crap #MAFS
— Sarah Maree (@SarahMareeLife) February 22, 2021
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 22, 2021
Thoughts post-#MAFS from what's left of my braincells:
-In 2021, "diversity” still has little meaning
-If you call yourself “sex on a stick”, you’re likely a (s)asshole
-Never been on a date? Ok. But #MAFSAU probs isn't the place to start
-Camera light = bad for fillers. Avoid. pic.twitter.com/hkVwmq4lmJ
— Sahar Adatia (@sahar_adatia) February 22, 2021
And next ep, Coco compares herself to beloved cereal Coco Pops, which does make me question whether that was a PR stunt?? Because suddenly I want to eat those delicious little choccy treats.
Coco – I’m just like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy…… more like a bowl of fruit loops ????#MAFS
— Krustys77 (@deano2035) February 22, 2021
Catch up on the first episode of MAFS here.
You can also read our recap of the ep here.