As the end of MAFS is nigh (I thought it was only a dream), the last set of couples went on their final dates tonight. As always, we witnessed an assortment of emotions. Mishel finally sticks it to Steve for being low-key manipulative and dishonest about his feelings, Lizzie and Seb have a hugely sexual (and awkwardly-positioned) bath, and we see an ambush of tigers. Check out our full episode recap here for the extensive lowdown. Great, moving on.
This episode consisted of some choice dates (à la Michael and his 90s Corolla for Stacey) and some incredible narrations (cue frame of Steve and Mishel getting out of bed and the subsequent line, “All they did… was sleep”). We’re now left with some serious questions… How has Steve not openly admitted that he’s just not that into her? How is it that Lizzie and Seb, who we initially had doubts about, have become the strongest couple? Can Cornelius, Drew’s unicorn, be on next seasom?
Oh, and when is this over again? I think it’s safe to say that we’re all Mishel double-parking champagne, at the moment.
Twitter produced the goods, once again, so let’s dive into ’em. But first, let me embed this old tweet, because it deserves reposting, now and always:
Me looking for a couple that’s actually compatible in this show pic.twitter.com/JOXwGvykLv
— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) March 16, 2020
Okay, okay, now we begin.
This quarantine is messing with me. “Oh, Michael’s washing his hands. Good for him! Oh, wait, no, that’s just hair product” #mafs #mafsau
— Andy (@Skualg) March 24, 2020
Oh here we go. It’s the “Steve didn’t fuck me” segment #mafsau #mafs
— MsShree (@loverofthangs) March 24, 2020
Love that Michael’s idea of a ‘shit-heap’ car is what most of us probably own… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/O8WUQDHVL3
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) March 24, 2020
Meshel: “when me and Steve are together we have a great time”
Also Meshel and Steve:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/T21jb8Rbdf
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) March 24, 2020
Where have I seen this date before… #mafs pic.twitter.com/UeU4w1blXX
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 24, 2020
Producer: Now we just need you to hold paws 8 more times #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/6B8Hx1yfR6
— Nearly Beloved Podcast (@nearly_beloved) March 24, 2020
Married at First Sight stars who deserved better in 2020 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tnNzB8QvHe
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 24, 2020
So do the animals just sit there and watch Seb and Lizzie get all hot and heavy through the window? Really? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/epbVw64k6k
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) March 24, 2020
Fuck, is there anything Steve actually enjoys? #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 24, 2020
Will Steve and Mishel kiss? Find out next season #MAFS
— darthtittious (tyrese maxey lover account) (@officialzilf) March 24, 2020
Can somebody please introduce Mishel to He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s been hard to watch #MAFS
— rose (@rosevalentee) March 24, 2020
The time for you to give up Mishel was about 7 episodes ago. Whereas we’re all still here watching #mafs and seriously wondering WHY we haven’t given up yet. pic.twitter.com/yujy4hLYWr
— ✨ 𝒜𝓁𝑒𝓍 ✨ (@SmartAlexGenX) March 24, 2020
Oh, thats right Elizabeth was married last yeah… almost forgot…
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) March 24, 2020
I feel Lizzie has grown as a person! They just said the word “cheater” and she didn’t get all up in arms and mope about SAM! #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/caonRE2LYz
— Shannon (@Shannonmaree83) March 24, 2020
https://twitter.com/JLapin1/status/1242384002389958657
This looks uncomfortable as all fuck#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/wnqMq0mnno
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 24, 2020
Steve: You always put everyone else first.
Michel: Do you think I’ve put your feelings ahead of mine in the experiment?
Steve: No.
Michel:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/45cK6fVB9D
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 24, 2020
Not long to go now kiddies. We’ve got this.
