Lockdowns
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With More Pubs Re-Opening From Today, Here’s A Reminder Of What Each State Is Allowing
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Good News! Sydney’s Rats Have Run Out Of Food And Have Begun Turning To Cannibalism
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Tattooists Are Demanding To Know Why NSW Still Has No Roadmap To Reopen Parlours
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In NSW You Can Break A Nail But Not A Sweat, With Salons Set To Reopen While Gyms Stay Shut
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Looks Like VIC Is The State Of Snitchers W/ Cops Getting Up To 11K Lockdown Calls A Day
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Oh Great, NSW And Queensland Are Beefing Over How Soon The State Border Should Be Reopened
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Dan Andrews Announces Five Guests Allowed In Victorian Homes From Midnight Tomorrow
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Western Australia Will Reopen Pubs From Next Week, As Long As You Don’t Have *Just* A Drink
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A Bunch Of Anti-Vax Conspiracy Theorist Fuckwits Had An Anti-Lockdown Protest In Melbourne
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Gathos Will Be Legal In NSW From Next Friday, And Here’s What Else You Can And Can’t Do
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Victoria Looks All But Certain To Allow Gatherings Of Up To 10 People In A Home From Monday
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QLD Is Relaxing Its Lockdowns To Allow Groups Of 5 People To Chuck A Cheeky Visit
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Scott Morrison Flagged Lockdown Restrictions May Begin To Ease From This Friday
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Scott Morrison, Australia’s Most Fucked Boss, Is Calling For An “Early Mark” From Lockdowns