The LA Lakers Suck So Hard Snoop Dogg Wants To Sell His Box Seats For $5

Even with LeBron James on board, the Los Angeles Lakers are having a rough year, to say the very least. What was at times a promising season has all-but gone down the tubes as the team succumbs to the glaring issue of “Everyone on the roster not named LeBron James is the drizzling shits.” And as far as Snoop Dogg is concerned, he’s 100% had enough.

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Following the side’s embarrassing capitulation to the lowly Phoenix Suns yesterday, Mr. Dogg took to Instagram to make his feelings on this year’s Lakers side abundantly clear.

No words were minced, either. Old mate went to town on the side. Not only did he suggest that head coach Luke Walton needed to be fired, but that also he was now keen to offload his box seats in Staples Centre for the princely sum of $5.

Given that private suites inside Staples Centre cost anywhere from AUD$3,950 to AUD$8,460 to rent per game, $5 for plum seats for the remainder of the season is a good as hell deal. It just comes with the caveat that… y’know… you’ll have to watch the Lakers while doing it.

Still, there’s certainly enough bubbly drinks in the arena to dull that pain and they’ll be playing some quality opposition. So unless you bleed forum blue and gold, it’s the damned sale of the century.

The Lakers sucking infinitely isn’t hyperbole either. The team’s gotten so bad that it’s forced Stephen A. Smith to find a gear he probably didn’t even know he had.

They suck so bad Stephen A. needs to take 5-second breaks between sentences.

That’s a very bad basketball team.

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