LeBron James has stepped onto the court for the Los Angeles Lakers in a regular season NBA game for the very first time, and it took him all of 2 and a half minutes to register his first points for the storied franchise.

And he didn’t so much as pencil them in as he did more grind them into the book with a hot fire poker.

Ob-bloody-serve.

Good god. Good god.

Look at that glorious thing. Marvel at it. It’s even bloody better in super slow-mo.

But because that alone is simply never enough, literal seconds later he dropped another one. Almost identical. Play didn’t even stop. Look at this fucking absurd passage of play, for god’s sake.

I mean…

It’s just…

For the love of…

There’s really only one thing to say in times like this.

LeBron James.

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