If you’re like me, you’ve been enthralled in the Angry Bride fiasco. In fact, you think about Susan and her spoiled wedding at least once an hour.
Well, if you’ve started to miss long rants about a “CUNT MAID MAID OF HONOR” and a “filthy fucking poor excuse for a friend”, do I have a treat for you. The Bridezilla’s cousin has now posted their own rant about Susan and her devious ways. The plot thickens, and we’re here for the ride.
The cousin starts the post by thanking the internet for responding to Susan’s character in a light that is apparently very representative of her real-life character.
“I’ve been sitting back watching the comments roll in while laughing my ass off. All of you are 100% accurate in the judgement of susan and I am VERY glad I don’t have to see her more than once a year.”
“I sadly share a small percentage of DNA with her,” the cousin continues. Yikes. You’re not making that once-a-year family meeting any more enjoyable, are you?
The cousin then recalls how Susan, who came humble beginnings on a farm, developed a love for the Kardashians, ultimately stemming into an obsession with Kylie Jenner, material possessions, social media status. “I believe deep down she’s very insecure about her stacks and how she stacks up to others.”
“At her state right now, she sounds like the perfect candidate for a sugar daddy.”
As for Susan’s mysterious, wanderlust trip to South America in order to find herself and rid herself from the snakes in her life? Her family apparently thinks she won’t do it, as she “has never been outside the US”, and is just being dramatic. Mood.
Check out the full clap-back below, if you’re interested in reading an entire thesis that details family feuds, Kardashians and faux-flexing. Trust me, it’s worth a gander.
We can only imagine what Susan is planning to say in her response to these accusations. Something spicy, no doubt.
Side note: E! needs to jump on this opportunity pronto and give the fans what they’ve been dying for: Keeping Up With Angry Bride Susan.
