I love nothing better than a tale about an angry bride going absolutely to town and unleashing her fury on all the people who’ve wronged her, and oh boy, this one really is the mother of them all. Grab a snack and pour yourself a beverage, folks, then prepare yourselves for a wild fucking ride.

A series of screengrabs, shared this week on That’s It, I’m Wedding Shaming then on Reddit, tell the story of Susan, a bride who demanded cash from her friends and family to help throw her $60k dream wedding, then became increasingly unhinged and unstable when nobody would cough up.

The post starts out in highly dramatic fashion, with Susan cancelling her wedding four days out, then vowing to delete her Facebook and spend the next two months on a backpacking trip in South America, ridding herself of “toxic energy brought on  my my friends and family.”

“Before I begin this mini novel, I invite all of you (including the CUNTS who have ruined my marriage and life) to put yourselves in my shoes,” she writes by way of introduction. “For once let me take the stage and voice the most painful few months of my life.”

What follows is a story of intrigue, betrayal, psychic readings, broken friendships, filthy Vegas hooker weddings and extremely liberal use of c-bombs that ends with Susan cutting off her fiance, her maid of honour (a “filthy fucking poor excuse for a friend”) and pretty much everyone else in her life. Enjoy:

After the screengrabs went viral, the original poster returned to That’s It, I’m Wedding Shaming to assure everyone that Susan is “a living breathing human being” with whom she “sadly” shares a small portion of DNA.

She spilled a little more tea on Susan, saying that the “Kardashian-obsessed” bride once pulled some similar shit around the time of a baby shower, and adding “I’m very glad she broke things off with her ex as I truly believe she needs to evaluate herself and her life.”

The poster went on to say “nobody believes” Susan is actually going to South America as she has never been outside the US before and speaks no other languages. “At her state right now, she sounds like the perfect candidate for a sugar daddy,” she continued. YIKES.

Wherever you are, Susan, we wish you all the best.

Source: Reddit