Tuck yourselves in folks and grab a late glass of wine for Reddit has once again delivered an angry bride – one so infuriated she took to her Facebook in what can only be described as an impassioned rant about her peasant guests.

Posted to Reddit yesterday, the Facebook status begins with the words: “At the risk of sounding entitled… I have to vent today.” 

And then we go straight to it.

“When we invited our friends and family to our destination wedding in Thailand, only 9 people RSVPs. Out of 150!!! Ok, I get it, paying $3k to share my special day is too much for some of you, I’d pay for yours, but whatever.”

WHATEVER.

“BUT then, when we changed the wedding to be in Hawaii, so it’s within everyone’s reach, only 7 of you RSVPd??? It costs less but less of you wanna come?! Is that what you think of *enter partner’s name* and me? You can’t spare $2k to come share our happiness?”

The bride then gives her guests/fake friends the ultimate ultimatum.

I’m tempted to just elope and not let any of you be a part of our happiest day. This is it guys you have 3 days to respond to our evites or we’re deleting you off FB and good luck keeping up with our lives then.

And don’t get me started on the registry… Only the cheap stuff is gone, I swear I thought I had better friends.

Proving themselves to be real friends (or maybe just family members) 11 people liked the status while two people shared it. Sadly, the comments have been cropped out of the post so unlike our last angry bride story, we are left to imagine whether or not anyone pulled a “I have no words. You’re out of your mind Susan” to this particular bride.

You can read the Facebook post, via reddit, below.

Credit: Reddit

If you would like to relive the absolutely cooked adventures of ‘Susan’, aggressively click on the below.

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