Would you cop a look at this RIDICULOUS BULLSHIT.
Christmas is coming… The trees are out at Waringah Mall already.
Photo by Emma Crowe. pic.twitter.com/UZlx1icGnX
— 702 ABC Sydney (@702sydney) September 11, 2015
No. No no no no no.
Absolutely not, no. No thank you. No.
What are you doing, Australia? It is far too early for shit like this.
There are still 105 – repeat: ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE – full days left before December 25th hits. It does not take even remotely that amount of time to decide that Uncle Rick is getting a $5 scratchie and a single wrapped stubby for Christmas.
And as a survivor of retail employment, I can say with certainty that putting tree displays up this early in the year is cruel, unusual, unacceptable, and probably against some sort of obscure union rule.
People should not be going home from a shift with more glitter on their face than a Noel Fielding wet dream in bloody SEPTEMBER.
Put it away *immediately* and don’t even THINK about bringing it all back out until October 24th at the absolute earliest. After Halloween, ideally.
This isn’t right. This isn’t just. This is straight-up unAustralian.
Sort your shit out, people. Sort. Your. Shit. Out.
