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If you asked us how to describe a Dyson vacuum cleaner in a single expression, it would be *chef’s kiss*. That’s right. These sucky bois have all the sucking power you need if you wanna yeet those dust bunnies into oblivion. So, if you’ve been hankering for one of these bad boys for a while, then you’re in luck because old mate Afterpay Day is back for 2022, baby.

Sadly for us (and our wallets), Dyson is notorious for not being cheap. But if you wanna pass for a semi-functioning adult, then you might as well act the part by getting all jazzed about a vacuum cleaner. (I know, it’s a sad life.)

During Afterpay Day, Dyson’s slinging $400 off its ever-popular V8 Absolute vacuum cleaner and its V7 Advanced Origin stick vacuum. But if you’re more interested in primping and preening with one of their must-have hair products, then you’ll be stoked to hear that they’re throwing ya a couple of bonus gifts if you buy their Corrale hair straightener or their Supersonic hair dryer. Um hello? Bargain.

Dyson is also slashing some coin off a range of its products on eBay for Afterpay Day if you use the code ‘AFPAYDAY’ at the checkout. You can score yourself the Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Barrel vacuum for $399 (usually $599), the V10 Absolute+ cordless vacuum cleaner for $679.15 (usually $1,199), the V8 Absolute Cordless for $509.15 (usually $999) and the V10 cordless vac for just $699 (usually $999).

Keep reading for all of the Dyson Afterpay Day sales you need to know about.

What the bloody hell is Afterpay Day?

Afterpay Day is a glorious shopping event that happens twice a year and gives shoppers the chance to snap up a killer bargain from thousands of Aussie retailers and brands. Last year, we caught wind of a bunch of vacuum cleaner and air purifier deals, and it’s safe to say we cleaned them all out.

In case you’ve been living under a rock, Afterpay is a godsend if you want something but can’t afford it right now. It’s basically a repayment plan that allows you to pay back your purchases in four instalments over six weeks — interest-free (love that for us). If you ask us, that’s amazing if you need a new pair of shoes and you’re between paychecks.

This year, Afterpay Day started today, 18 August and will end on Sunday, 21 August.

The best Afterpay Day sales for Dyson vacuum cleaners

Snag $400 off the Dyson V8 Absolute

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Dyson V8 Absolute — was $899, now $599

Score $150 off the Dyson V7 Advanced Origin

The Only Sucky Bois We Accept In Our Lives Are Dyson Ones & They’re Currently Up To $400 Off

Dyson V7 Advanced Origin — was $599, now $449

Complimentary gifts you can receive with select Dyson products

Buy a Dyson V15 Detect Absolute and receive a complimentary cleaning kit

The Only Sucky Bois We Accept In Our Lives Are Dyson Ones & They’re Currently Up To $400 OffDyson V15 Detect Absolute, $1,499

Buy a Dyson V15 Detect Absolute cordless vacuum cleaner, and receive a complimentary detail cleaning kit, a pet grooming kit or a furniture cleaning kit valued up to $129.

Nab a Dyson Supersonic hair dryer and receive a complimentary stand

The Only Sucky Bois We Accept In Our Lives Are Dyson Ones & They’re Currently Up To $400 Off

Dyson Supersonic hair dryer, $599

Buy a Dyson Supersonic hair dryer (in Copper/Nickel or Nickel/Fuschia) and receive a complimentary stand valued at over $99.

Choose between two complimentary gifts valued at up to $148 when you buy a Dyson Corrale hair straightener

The Only Sucky Bois We Accept In Our Lives Are Dyson Ones & They’re Currently Up To $400 Off

Dyson Corrale hair straightener, $699

Buy a Dyson Corrale straightener in Black Nickel/Fuschia and choose two complimentary gifts valued at up to $148.

If you’re ready for more deals, you can check out the rest of our Afterpay Day coverage here.

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