From the beaches of Mykonos to the swamps of the jungle, Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be the first contestant on the sixth season of I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! I literally just wee’d a little. Ms Lohan has that effect on me.
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I’m a Celebrity just released their first contestant teaser video and, to be honest, it genuinely looks like it’s going to be Former Cady™.
Let’s unpack the clues and you’ll see what I mean.
Contestant numéro uno is described as a “television megastar” (tick), an “international party animal” (tick, shot, tick) and apparently likes to prove their critics wrong (a valiant tick). Oh, and it’s a her (HI, HOW ARE YA, GENDER?!)
Also, given that she’s just finished her stint on the Masked Singer – another Channel 10 production – it wouldn’t be a stretch to assume that she’d continue on with the network.
I’m fucking adamant that’s it’s going to be her, okay? No one shit on my dream.
Check out the official teaser below, and start sharpening your pitch forks in case it turns out not to be Ms LiLo. In the meantime, stream ‘Xanax’ for clear skin.
To be honest, any day I get to write about Ms Lindsay Lohan is a stunning day… so I’m in a great mood.
