I don’t mean to alarm you but Lindsay Lohan is on Cameo now, so if everyone could get her to wish me a happy birthday that would be great.

For the measly price of $250 per clip, you can buy a personalised Lindsay Lohan video on Cameo. Honestly, this is a greater investment than anything on the stock market. A truly priceless experience.

“Hi, everyone! I’m Lindsay Lohan and I’m so excited to be on Cameo and connect with you all,” the Mean Girls star shared.

If you’re unfamiliar with the sweet realm of the internet that is Cameo, it’s a website that lets you hire your favourite celebrities to give you personalised video messages. It is truly God’s gift to society.

According to her bio, she “is now on Cameo for a limited time! Request your favourite Mean Girls line, hear some business advice or love from Lindsay!”

Honestly, I would pay good money to receive business advice from Lindsay Lohan. Or, she could just tell me I look sexy with my hair pushed back, I’m not going to be picky.

Lindsay is one of countless celebrities cashing in on their fame in the form of personalised videos. You can have everyone from To Catch A Predator’s Chris Matthews to IRL Sabrina the Teenage Witch Melissa Joan Hart.

I would gladly pay $250 for Lindsay to sing her hit track Rumours to me.

Other iconic LiLo quotes that are worth $250 alone include:

“I’m not that girl from Freaky Friday any more! I’m a real adult. In fact, I hate children! I hate them all!”

“If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it’s just not possible.”

“My motto is: Live every day to the fullest – in moderation.”

“Move that cone, I’m Lindsay Lohan!”

“I’m just Lindsay Lohan. Whatever that is.”

“wtf is emma stone?”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it once again, it is Lindsay Lohan’s world and we’re just living in it.