There were some very…. let’s say, interesting… moments on tonight’s MAFS episode. We met Josh‘s huge unicorn toy Cornelius (whomst we have no choice but to love unconditionally, despite KC‘s throwing hate at the comfy beast), witnessed Seb in his weird and wonderful element, and both Josh and his mother willingly throwing Cathy under a big, big bus. Check out the full episode recap here.
To start things off, this is what it feels like to miss out one on episode. Every couple is so back-and-forth, I’m getting severe whiplash. Blink and you’ll miss the latest scoop.
Clearly I missed a bit last night!#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tvXeCb50aE
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) March 9, 2020
Another episode, another Lizzie flashback.
https://twitter.com/thatchloechick/status/1236938591818801158
As always, Stacey and Michael produced an abundance of tweets, predominantly about Michael digging himself a very deep and expansive hole. I mean, seriously, at one point he claimed to not know what beer pong was, and then just happened to have a spare bikini in the pad for Stacey… At this rate, he’ll have dug right down to Earth’s inner core in about 2 episodes.
Me thinks Micheal only watched porn and porked in those seats. #mafsau #MAFS
— Nikol (@hellenihn) March 9, 2020
Dare Stacey to put a black light over those cinema chairs #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/1jysz7fTjU
— Courtney (@thatwitchx) March 9, 2020
Ok. I don’t want to date Michael, but can I be a house sitter while he’s out and partying? #MAFS
— Abi (Taylor’s version) (@abilovestv) March 9, 2020
“i miGHt hAvE a PAiR” #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/mGx13iP6mA
— alysha is playing totk (@venomhaven) March 9, 2020
Some poor size small, ordinary boobed girl is innocently flicking through channels right now only to see her bikinis absolutely slaying in a lead role on #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Georgia Louise McCall (@geemccall) March 9, 2020
Stacey: “A SIZE SMALL!!!??? That is wayyy too big for me. No thanks.”
Also Stacey: “men’s medium shorts? These will fit perfectly!”#MAFS #MAFSAU— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) March 9, 2020
2 shovels #MAFS https://t.co/q68oPFNxlR
— ✨ 𝒜𝓁𝑒𝓍 ✨ (@SmartAlexGenX) March 9, 2020
‘Former playboy’ is a nice way of saying ‘fuckboy on stealth’ #MAFS #MAFSAU #mafsaustralia
— reality tv trash talking | Maeve and Torrie (@MaeveTorrie) March 9, 2020
Josh then invited KC into his pad, which featured Cornelius, the blessed unicorn toy. I will not stand for any hatred towards the wondrous being.
stop giving my man Cornelius shit, i love him and he deserves better! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/yaD74cdIxZ
— alysha is playing totk (@venomhaven) March 9, 2020
#MAFS Cornelius has more emotional depth than josh 🦄
— martymonster68 (@The_Bajman) March 9, 2020
Drew: “That is Cornelius”…..is Drew a brony? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/0Q7DJpDaie
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 9, 2020
Many were also left very disappointed after it was revealed that the divisive roommate wouldn’t be in attendance.
Of course the flat mate is away!! 🐻 #MAFS
— Megan Hustwaite (@MeganHustwaite) March 9, 2020
Any Kath and Kel reference is a reference that must be shared and appreciated:
Connie and Jonathen wearing matching Hawaiian shirts #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/u98F5lYR8L
— Brunson Burner (@FirzForever) March 9, 2020
Seb then showed us some very interesting moves as part of his self-appointed training session with Lizzie. I’m seriously considering signing up to his sessions… At least they wouldn’t be boring. Twitter’s opinions were polarising.
Cheers to that. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dB3eg9txz0
— PEDESTRIAN.TV (@pedestriandaily) March 9, 2020
Honestly Seb looks like a fun as fuck personal trainer and I’m here for it #MAFSAU #MAFS
— reality tv trash talking | Maeve and Torrie (@MaeveTorrie) March 9, 2020
So Seb wants to fuck this up yeah? #MAFS
— Fiona O’Loughlin (@FionaOLoughlin_) March 9, 2020
Look, the whole situation between Cathy, Josh and Josh’s mum is a clusterfuck and my brain hurts. So, I’ll just leave these here.
https://twitter.com/amyjane_76/status/1236948800305938432?s=12
Josh: Yes, we’re totally going to discuss everything before we get to lunch.
Lunch: #mafs pic.twitter.com/6L0Hk0JV6p
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 9, 2020
Josh hiding behind his mum again #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/MHAxYU6Apl
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) March 9, 2020
Josh, your umbilical cord is showing.. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/vSZCo4eQIc
— kalana (@LasandroFlores) March 9, 2020
For more MAFS tea, check out the weirdest moments from last week here. Until tomorrow night, my fellow drama fiends. Adios.
