The MAFS reunion is upon us and we are truly so close to this shitshow wrapping up. I, for one, am looking forward to regenerating my brain cells.
The episode started with what felt like one million flashbacks. It was just montage after montage of, like, Alyssa getting mad at Duncan and the good people of Twitter were not here for it.
There was also a lot of Alyssa blaming poor ol’ Duncan for the demise of their bin fire relationship and vowing to seek vengeance at the dinner party. Again, such behaviour was not welcomed with open arms. A shred of self awareness, luv!
Great to see Alyssa has done zero self-reflection between final vows and the reunion #mafsau
— Lola Bunny (@Kdawwwgz) April 2, 2023
ok enough of this alyssa screentime #MAFSAU #MAFS
— teresa (@augustfallin) April 2, 2023
I wonder if Alyssa has any self awareness after watching this back#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/s3MZAYaPKW
— Aria (@Aria01471069) April 2, 2023
Class clown award goes to Alyssa #MAFSAU
— Anthony (@feeltheooze) April 2, 2023
The dinner party started getting hot and heavy as MAFS contestants of yore rocked up in their most dashing couture, and Alleged Queen Alyssa wasted no time going ham with the Duncan trashing. That man was getting dragged through the mud so much it was practically a spa treatment people would pay big bucks for. Begone, pores and blackheads!
Alyssa was telling Da Galz that Duncan had to grow up, but then when he walked into the room and greeted her, she pulled a face behind his back.
Is the “grow up” in the room with us right now, Alyssa? The internet wanted to know.
alyssa: grow up
also alyssa: 🤢🤢🤪🤪🤪#MAFSAU #MAFS
— grogu (@helpitsgrogu) April 2, 2023
Alyssa saying Duncan needs to grow up while she’s making faces behind his back is top tier ironic.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) April 2, 2023
Alyssa: Duncan needs to grow up!
Also Alyssa: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/wf5RNFcAzg
— Anne Stubbs (@annestubbs) April 2, 2023
The executive assistant of drama and immature reactions#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uHYoEU6d60
— Rohan I (@the_impey) April 2, 2023
Some MAFS fans were even wondering whether the child Alyssa constantly mentions was simply herself, like how Steve Holt in Arrested Development always called himself “Steve Holt”. A real third person caper.
Alyssa you’re an absolute child, grow up 🙄#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Dan Atamian (@Atamian17) April 2, 2023
Updated version after tonight: “I ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ am a child.” #MAFSAU
— Kirri (@matineeidyll) April 2, 2023
Are we sure Alyssa isn’t the actual child she’s been talking about all season?! 🤔 #MAFSAU
— Tania (@tazzypizzle) April 2, 2023
Does Alyssa have a child or is she the child?… #MAFS
— Beenie (@beenie2012) April 2, 2023
Then Alyssa had a deeply awkward one-sided screaming match with Duncan which involved the word “bro”, an insult that carries the same cadence as a passive aggressive “champ”.
She said she sacrificed her life for him which folks found v. ironic, seeing as she told the man she could only see him every second Wednesday and every other weekend.
Tee hee!
Every second Wednesday and every other weekend is not a sacrifice… #MAFS
— Kate (@khltlooking) April 2, 2023
I would have sacrificed every second wednesday and sunday for you…. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— BirdyMcBirdface (@pcorr19) April 2, 2023
The narrative being every second weekend and a Wednesday here and there#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ktzlNQvFqD
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) April 2, 2023
She then said something about a mask and I stopped following because I got bored and zoned out. Sorry! Only one more night of this, folks!
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