The latest MAFS dinner party was an ambiguous K-hole of lies, deceit, subtle manipulation and binge drinking – hoorah! Sex declarations were rife, made-up affairs were brought to the surface and comfort eating was well and truly present (I mean, just with Ivan, but it’s extremely relatable). I still don’t really know what happened and, judging by Twitter, neither does anyone else. For our full episode recap, and an attempt to decipher all this mess, head HERE.
For now, let’s attempt to solve this Rubik’s cube of an episode together by walking through tonight’s best tweets.
First off, some couldn’t help but see the irony in KC wanting Drew to accept her exactly the way she is, despite her best efforts to kick Drew’s sweet unicorn angel Cornelius to the kerb last episode.
Woman who throws out half the stuff in someone’s house…..says she wants someone who “accepts her the way she is”#MAFS
#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nH2OeHVaD0
— NRG (@NRG18335509) March 11, 2020
In other news, Connie looked simply stunning tonight. Although, her present to Jon (that positivity machine spitting out phrases like “Joy is my natural state” and “I am radiant and full of energy”) literally exacerbated my depression.
Connie did not come to play #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #Connie #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/CbwnUqqLJc
— Abby McCaughey ⌚️💰📈 (@MccaugheyAbby) March 11, 2020
For a lot of us, the writing was on the wall when tensions flared between Ivan and Aleks at the beginning of the episode.
When you realise it’s over for your favourite couple #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LtdXiHHZ0i
— Ròse (@slayth3nrose) March 11, 2020
Michael before the dinner party #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/VzWlUSbPRJ
— ©JESUSROLEX (@JesusRolex) March 11, 2020
Lizzie peeping behind that curtain at the beginning of the party was truly iconic, and the most relatable GIF for those who have a smidge of social anxiety but also enjoy an abundance of drama.
Me: “I hate drama.”
*MAFS starts.*
Also me: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/V9FSn353X3
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/indybeee3/status/1237665982203580416
When someone asks Ivan and Aleks about intimacy #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bxT52LIvFA
— 9Honey (@9HoneyAU) March 11, 2020
Oh yeah, and did you know Seb and Lizzie had the seks?
Seb and Lizzie: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/Bpi1DI6ti5
— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 11, 2020
KC was dealt another blow… at the hands of another plush toy. I swear they’re coming for her in an army.
https://twitter.com/P_Johnson9/status/1237667085024550913
https://twitter.com/mr_tui_onTwitch/status/1237667015252299776
That cheeseboard became an icon following Ivan’s comfort eating. Relatable.
ivan hoarding the cheeseboard bc he’s upset is such a me mood i respect that #mafs
— sumyia 🌙 (@sumyianasim) March 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/hertherevrywher/status/1237667807824764928
The only course of action now for Ivan is to eat all the cheese and drink all the wine #mafs pic.twitter.com/PHdIV01y8m
— hopzilla (@trinnybopper) March 11, 2020
Above the absolute car crash that was everyone’s drama this evening, I think we can agree that Mishel’s remarks – from licking toes to small ticks – were the saving Grace of this episode.
Mishel…small dick comment… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3xpGZ9cNxN
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) March 11, 2020
“Falling for some wanker that’s got a Ferrari… He’s probably got a small dick.”
The best thing Mishel has said all season. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GFjF6OBJC5
— Lami🦋 (@heungminnie) March 11, 2020
‘Lick his toes’ that’s it guys, I’m out #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oO1CNabpxi
— AndyNeths (@Andyneths) March 11, 2020
Mishel: I’m going to need more wine. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/N2FyQvfe8o
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 11, 2020
We all need a drunk Mishel in our circle of friends. #MAFS
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 11, 2020
Following that episode I’m now left with these two thoughts:
Thomas sums this episode up so well.. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/woK1acyroq
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) March 11, 2020
https://twitter.com/mcfilip/status/1237671871878811649
It’s time for a break – thank the reality lord. See y’all Sunday.
