Josh From ‘MAFS’ Is Convinced He’s On ‘Survivor’ & Just Blindsided The Fuck Out Of Cathy

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We’re back in another Married At First Sight commitment ceremony and does somebody have a cool glass of lemonade because it’s starting to heat the fuck up.

Initial frontrunners Cathy and Josh had a real doozy of a commitment ceremony, and Twitter isn’t quite sure how to handle it.

First of all, Josh blindsided the fuck out of poor Cathy, prompting fans to wonder if they were watching MAFS or Survivor.

Josh, my dude. What the fuck?

It looks like the producers asked them to be a little spicier and Cathy and Josh happily obliged to keep their reality TV stint going.

Honestly, we’re all a little confused as to what the original issue actually was.

Fans seem pretty convinced that these two don’t actually have an intimate connection outside of bumping uglies, which breaks my poor heart.

Cathy seems to keep reminiscing the old days. You know, like… three weeks ago.

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Cathy, the sweet angel, votes to stay. And in a truly wild turn of events, Josh also votes to stay, despite blindsiding the fuck out of her AND friendzoning her. What the fuck is this show?

In the post-ceremony interview, Cathy says she feels blindsided, which is a fair call considering she is not on Survivor.

Honestly, Josh and Cathy are the only couple I’m rooting for at this point. Stacey and Michael have been kicked off the top of the pedestal for me and now I am 100% team Cathy and Josh. C’mon guys, please don’t let Australia down.

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