Tonight’s episode was filled with unhappy couples, a severe lack of communication (particularly on Mishelf’s behalf, given the whole no voice thing) and a whole lot of fake chatter about how excited everyone is about their respective futures together – so, essentially, just business as usual. Check out the full episode recap here.
Let’s just dive straight into the ambiguous clusterfuck that is these tweets, which directly correlates to the ambiguous clusterfuck that is these relationships.
Steve announcing to the world that he’s not attracted to Mishel like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9gRFXhvgNr
— HH (@gggviideo) March 10, 2020
Steve: I swear to god there is nothing I wouldn’t do for this woman
mishel: stop telling people you’re not attracted to me
Steve: pic.twitter.com/ESEte6UDIe
— Bee (@bee_starship) March 10, 2020
https://twitter.com/maddis90x/status/1237318272095150081
Even after that disastrous platter and a flop bike/car show, Ivan STILL came off as the best husband so far this week.
– No throwing someone under the bus
– No shitty friends
– No soft toys the size of a human being🤷🏻♂️#MAFS #mafsaunz #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/K0kBBWGeXG
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 10, 2020
https://twitter.com/bronteadelaide/status/1237306739805974528
don’t think I’d be taking life advice from old mate with a straw fedora #MAFS
— rach 🌸 (@rachdotcom) March 10, 2020
https://twitter.com/staybridget/status/1237310616064249857
The most pertinent part of the episode was undoubtably the moment KC threatened to kick sweet angel Cornelius to the kerb without Drew’s consent. The internet has subsequently rallied behind the unicorn, who can’t help but be a soft unicorn toy who just wants to be cuddled and love. You have no choice to stan. If you don’t, you have no soul – period.
You vs the Cornelius Drew told you not to worry about. 😂#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #mafsaunz pic.twitter.com/mPIJryrbUZ
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 10, 2020
Because the rest of the episode was rather uneventful, I hereby dedicate the rest of this Twitter round-up to Cornelius, the internet’s newfound king.
Not Cornelius… #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/VwQBBc1G4c
— Chelle Gray (@rach4xav) March 10, 2020
Awww no not Cornelius!!!!!!!! #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/D2FJCb5m7j
— Slap_dash_mama (@susiepkmelb) March 10, 2020
https://twitter.com/ZaneMarshall/status/1237311392346079232
Throwing out Cornelius is inexcusable. #MAFS
— Trickibee 💛💛 (@trickibee) March 10, 2020
https://twitter.com/Lakitoo/status/1237312144896479232
Cornelius the Unicorn: ‘I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/dzxxEiEFnf
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@artpunkamor) March 10, 2020
We’re calling it.
CHOOSE CORNELIUS!!
Love, Australia. #MAFSAU#MAFS pic.twitter.com/RQ4b3ekEYy
— NRG (@NRG18335509) March 10, 2020
Safe to say, Cornelius has some fans now. BRB, starting a petition to make him our next Bachelor.
