Hello there. Reports from the entertainment world today assert that Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian have progressed beyond their First Date and have now won each other over romantically, presumably via something a little more substantial than a bouquet of clumsy words and a simple melody. And mates? To be honest, we’re Feelin’ This.
Ruling out a case of Stockholm Syndrome, reports suggest the romantic attraction between the two has been Obvious for quite some time. Although People claims the pair has been officially dating for only a month or two now. The assumption to be made there is that, by now, they most likely have taken their pants off at the very least, and possibly a jacket too; Hoppus off the good foot and done the bad thing, to coin a phrase. Though there is no suggestion that Mexican food from Sombrero’s has been acquired “just because” at this stage.
Kardashian and Barker both posted photos from Kris Jenner’s Palm Springs home – in California (this counts as one) – on their respective Instagram Stories over the weekend, attending what appeared to be some form of very small-scale Family Reunion.
What’s Their Age Again? Glad you asked! Travis Barker is 45 and Kourtney Kardashian is 41, making this union a little more age-appropriate than previous respective beaus Rita Ora and model Younes Bendjima. Although we’re not here to judge.
Both Barker and Kardashian have children from previous relationships that didn’t manage to Stay Together For The Kids: Barker has two from his relationship with ex-wife Shanna Moakler, while Kardashian has three with ex-husband Scott Disick. In an unrelated point, it remains unclear if Disick has ever suffered from Dysentery or if he has gone by the name Gary at any stage of his life.
Far from being an Easy Target, Travis Barker and Kourtney Kardashian have been friends for a long time, and have only recently decided to board the relationship Carousel together.
The pair live relatively close to one another, and have routinely been spotted out and about in Los Angeles (this does too). Barker even made several appearances on Keeping Up With The Kardashians in the past. And those weren’t obscured appearances either. Those were Wendy Clear as day.
In Kourtney’s case, it’s not certain if She’s Out Of Her Mind to date a touring rockstar, or whether they’ve both been Down for All Of This for quite some time.
But for now neither appear to be Wasting Time, and seem to be fairly Lost Without You one another.
And, Dammit, shouldn’t we all be so lucky.
Dick Lips.
