Influencers doing fucked up things. We love to see it, don’t we folks?
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While the entire planet is filled with cooked units who do stupid shit online, Australia seems to be home to an awful lot of them and I’m not sure if we should be embarrassed or proud that we’re providing the world with entertainment.
But I digress.
You may or may not be familiar with the viral Byron Bay couple by the name of Sally Mustang and Mitch Gobel.
The incredibly horny pair are known for bizarre photoshoots and for oversharing about their apparently wild sex life on Instagram to their thousands of followers.
See below for reference:
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByhlDn6JilC/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtiJn1kAS7r/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvYn7nxlFv-/
Unsurprisingly given the amount the pair allege they fornicate, they’re expecting their first bb together.
Because ~everything is content~, the influencer couple have celebrated the joyous occasion with a photoshoot out in the wilderness and oh my FUCKING GOD.
“Ok ok ok, we have some beautiful news,” Mustang writes. “The biggest blessing in my life, in February we will be Mum and Papa to a very very special little someone. Over the moon and back a million times. The most magical I can ever be. Love you little cub and you my Amore.”
She even followed it up with this BTS video and I’d tell them to get a room but it appears that their home is the forest among all the other wood nymphs and tree sprites.
“Words can hardly describe how thrilled, humbled and honoured I am,” Mitch wrote on his Insta.
“Sal and I are having a baby. As it happens, Sals just over 19 weeks pregnant and everything is happy and healthy.”
Hope y’all are ready for nudie photoshoots featuring their offspring ‘coz it’s coming in a matter of months and may god have mercy on us all.
