Another episode, another 90 minutes of tears, backstabbing and Big Brother frothing over Chad. For the TL;DR version (you can check out the full episode recap here), the ladies were informed by Big Brother that they spent too much time in the bathroom, leading to a boy’s pamper day, Sophie ruined a challenge for the rest of her housemates and had a big tanty, Marissa nominated Xavier, Mat and Zoe, and Zoe was ultimately given ye ol’ boot. *exhales*
As always, Twitter was the true highlight, with punters chiming in with their gloriously unfiltered opinions about the housemates. Above all, two topics of conversation arguably dominated the feeds tonight – the continued non-existence of Xavier and… *checks notes* Kieran’s ever-present tongue.
Let’s start with the former. Xavier is either the smartest contestant in the game or, put simply, shy as fuck, ’cause he still hasn’t made a dent in the season’s narrative. Still, he has a loyally following, who can’t help but stan a silent king. They were about to riot when it was feared he’d be getting eliminated tonight.
https://twitter.com/lovethyeezus/status/1275378355093692416
https://twitter.com/claudiavdv03/status/1275377066171445248
https://twitter.com/blurboi/status/1275379913533472770
And then there was Kieran’s tongue, making an appearance at any and every chance it could get. If you type ‘#BBAU tongue’ into Twitter, you may (or may not) be surprised to find a whole damn plethora of tweets pertaining to that specific topic.
KIERAN STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I DARE YOU #BBAU
— ¦ sᴀᴍ ᴬᴺᵀᴴᴬ (@puremasssacre) June 23, 2020
https://twitter.com/DanLloydLaw/status/1275381738143772672
Pls stop zooming in on Kieran’s face when he’s sticking his tongue out PLEASE STOP #bbau
— 🗡sophie🕊 (@worIdprincess2) June 23, 2020
As a cheeky bitch who tends to poke their tongue out at any and every opportunity, I empathise with Kieran, to be honest.
I need to come up with something clever like not having my tongue hang out all the time.. #BBAU pic.twitter.com/Fotsl2xX48
— Big Brother Always #BBCAN11 (@BigBroAlways) June 21, 2020
Stay tuned to see if Xavier ends up saying more than 7 words in a 90-minute episode. (The suspense is killing me.)
Adios.
