We’re here for the start of finale week, hanging out on Twitter, playing fuck, marry, kill with the final three.
https://twitter.com/saralaw_/status/1062632954210336768
Oceans: stared at ✔
Feelings: overwhelming ✔
Questions: many ✔Yep, final week is here#BacheloretteAU
— Melanie Jones (@MelSpellsTells) November 14, 2018
Todd and Ali went fencing and it was all very lovely and he’ll have a lovely time meeting Ali’s family tomorrow before being either rejected or picked as the back-up guy after Taite cocks it up. He even handled her pressuring him about “timelines” and the engagement that is not going to happen really well. He said he loved her and it was almost nice!
https://twitter.com/lureveuw/status/1062626606189932544
https://twitter.com/willsybee/status/1062630762824888320
Meanwhile Taite got taken on an obstacle course, a deeply unappealing date. He was then grilled mercilessly about her feelings inside a spa where she steadily turned up the heat. Because he wouldn’t say ‘Love’ nothing he could say was enough.
Poor Taite just wanted to relax and eat free food, and now he has to talk about love and his sperm count probably #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 14, 2018
Taite: you make me so happy
Taite: I love what I’m seeing
Taite: I could see myself with you
Ali: he just won’t tell me how he feels #bacheloretteau— Lolo (@Lorenishie) November 14, 2018
Bill didn’t seem to get a date – they just got in a limo and drove around a bit, him blissfully unaware of how poorly he handled Hometowns.
Ali smashing champas in a limo listening to her man talk bullshit is a real 2018 mood #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) November 14, 2018
So of course Ali sent Bill home because she didn’t appreciate him not being upfront about his past probably sexual history with his mate Amy, who she had to spend last week’s Hometowns with. Let’s be real, she was ready to kick him out last week but Charlie was just even more insufferable.
“On the one hand, Bill and I are really good on paper, but on the other, he’s a giant swarm of bees wearing a human skin suit.” #BacheloretteAU
— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) November 14, 2018
The thing the internet zeroed in on tonight was the way Bill admitted that he and Amy had… not… dated… even though “dated” is the word Amy used for their relationship. He had “been with her“, which we all concluded meant ‘gone to Bone Town with’.
Tbh I feel for Amy as she’s just been outed as Bill’s best mate who is still in love with him because they hooked up once. Oof. #BacheloretteAU
— jbdh (@_jbdh) November 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/GCherryDaiquiri/status/1062638501114478597
Bill: “we never dated, we just had a Cassie and Nick arrangement” #BacheloretteAU
— Andy (@Skualg) November 14, 2018
Bill didn’t sugar coat anything then Ali. He couldn’t have been any blunter. He just told you he used to shag the only friend he has in his life, a chick he’s barely known a year who he picked up in a dog park. I see no sugar #bacheloretteau
— Tasmania Calling (@yumtors) November 14, 2018
“I’ve never dated her, I’ve ‘been with her’ “. Haha, why do these people introduce their one night stands to potential partners? #BacheloretteAU
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) November 14, 2018
https://twitter.com/fiddy_kay/status/1062638202203164672
So basically bill had casual sex with her and just lied about it because they were never exclusive #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) November 14, 2018
Bill: we never dated. But um yeah.
We just shagged. #BacheloretteAu
— Nez (@fraggle73) November 14, 2018
Bill: my penis fell in her accidentally but we never dated #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 14, 2018
Some have pointed out that Amy and Bill definitely perceived their relationship differently.
Bill: We never dated.. I mean like I slept together, we spoke every day, we lived together and we’re nearly engaged. But we weren’t like boyfriend/girlfriend…#BacheloretteAU
— Helena Dominish (@HelenaDominish) November 14, 2018
This is a stark difference between guys and girls. Amy thought they were together because they hooked up one or more times, Bill just saw it as a fling with no feelings involved. He genuinely probably hasn’t realised she’s in love with him. #BacheloretteAU
— ViVi B (@ViVi_RFObsessed) November 14, 2018
Still, there’s a good point to be made here about talking about casual sex on the telly – and what happened to Bachelor fave Cass Wood.
#BacheloretteAU Bill doesn’t want to say he slept with a girl and didn’t have feelings for her on tv. I mean, I can relate to not wanting to lay that out there, it’s Cassie 2.0. Speaking on casual flings is always very hard to quantify respectfully
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) November 14, 2018
Anyway, that’s that. Bill is gone. We can all look forward to seeing him cock it up all over again on Bachelor in Paradise next year. Can’t hardly wait.
