If you have been watching The Bachelorette all season like we have, you probably noticed the existence of 26-year-old Todd King. He turned up as a knight in shining armour and then was largely ignored until last week, when he went on a date that was obviously designed for Rob instead.
He didn’t mind! He loved it anyway!
Now the thing about Todd is that he is incredibly handsome. That seems to be his defining characteristic on this season. We could dive into the weird rivalries between the dudes, or into Taite screaming ‘I CANNOT COMMIT/LOVE’, or into Ali being kinda as needy as any of the Bachelors are but being more heavily scrutinised for it, or into Bill blatantly lying about giving up his business to move to Adelaide, or into it being painfully obvious Daniel was going home. But instead, because we want to, we’re going to dive into the muck with the rest of you.
Handsome boi Todd didn’t get much time on tonight’s ep, which you can read all about here:
But that didn’t stop the fans, and there’s a lot of them, from lusting over this man from Perth we know almost nothing about.
We don’t even mind that he’s wearing lederhosen, an outfit that is supposed to be Bavarian but mostly conjures up drunk knobs with steins in September.
All men look stupid in lederhosen except for Todd #BacheloretteAU— Hopzilla (@trinnybopper) November 7, 2018
Todd looks like he was born in traditional Bavarian dress #BacheloretteAU— Jacqueline Maree (@PSDontTellMum) November 7, 2018
Todd’s legs in those shorts #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JFMfH6CrGf— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 7, 2018
Todd in lederhosen might just be the highlight of 2018 #BacheloretteAU— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) November 7, 2018
Me seeing Todd #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/B66JUHGyIu— Tara.Tig-he (@Tdogz251) November 7, 2018
The people managed to find a link between throwing pretzels and their main perfectly formed man.
Todd can toss my pretzel any day #BacheloretteAU— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) November 7, 2018
Todd's looking like a pretzel, and by that I mean a snack ???? #BacheloretteAU— Bridie (@itisbridie) November 7, 2018
Finally, let’s just skip all the cleverness, all the Bavarian references, and fully embrace a nation’s collective thirst:
My friend has thoughts on Todd.— Simon (@mackee_simon) November 7, 2018
Do you agree today’s web poll.#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/e78xPHPvw0
But… Todd is the best man there ???? #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/epYhH4HohY— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) November 7, 2018
The remaining contenders are either boring (Taite, Daniel) or sociopaths (Bill, Charlie). So I’m all in on Todd because at least he’s very handsome.#BacheloretteAU— Simon (@mackee_simon) November 7, 2018
I remain forever an always Team Todd of the Flawless Skin, who did nothing garbage this episode and served only to stir up shit between Bill and Charlie, a noble goal #BacheloretteAU— Victorian Values (@vic_values) November 7, 2018
todd is so fine #BacheloretteAU— jus (@desmondcallies) November 7, 2018
Todd is SO handsome what the heck #BacheloretteAU— Hannah ☆♪ (@Hannah_LMN) November 7, 2018
Hello Todd is looking great as usual #BacheloretteAU— dena (@strangernxrry) November 7, 2018
todd needs some time with me #BacheloretteAU— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) November 7, 2018
Top 5. Hope Bill or Todd date me. That’s my only opinion on this show. Thanks for listening. #BacheloretteAU— Sarah Anne (@imsarahanne) November 7, 2018
I’m so in love w Todd #BacheloretteAU— Eloise ???? (@shawnsdelight_) November 7, 2018
Australia when Todd is on our screens ???? #BacheloretteAU ???? pic.twitter.com/SIMXphbBNh— Jacey Hammond (Hammy) (@jacehammy2) November 7, 2018
Luckily we get to keep ogling this man on telly tomorrow! See ya there!
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