Friends, we’ve copped our first look at the two long-haired boys vying for Angie Kent‘s heart on The Bachelorette 2019. It all starts again next Wednesday, so brace yourself for a dozen-ish (I don’t know) more introductions.
First up is 25-year-old ex-army rifleman Ciarran. In three words, Ciarran describes himself as “flirty, flamboyant, and fabulously British.”
If you’ve caught any of the ads already, he’s the one who twerks at Angie while everybody else is “???” in the background.
He currently lives in Darwin, and in his first meeting with Angie describes himself as a “sexual Willy Wonka.”
Ciarran is just Paddy in a wig.
And then there’s Timm with two Ms, the bloke with all the sunflowers. A whole bunch of them. Timm is a 27-year-old fireproofer.
Angie loooooovvvees sunflowers and considers them a good omen so she’s immediately a fan of Timmy. He also has a sunflower tattoo on his hand. Another tick.
Tim gives me very chill vibes.
And let’s not forget about ~ Undercover Brother, Brad ~. He heads into the mansion in disguise as one of the contestants to suss out who is and who is not a dog kent. Again, no matter who Brad dislikes the most – apparently Ciarran according to the ad – Angie will probably still chuck him a rose. You know, for the drama.
The guy at the end of that promo, the one that says: “Obviously it’s not me, clearly.” Yeah, he’s my favourite.
The Bachelorette premieres 7.30pm Wednesday, October 9 on Channel 10. Next ! Wednesday !