TV host and certified daddy Larry Emdur was confirmed to be taking over the role of hosting The Chase last night and do you know what? It really got me thinking about how hot Aussie TV show hosts are.

And on account of the fact that I’m way too hungover for midday on a Monday, I have taken it upon myself to give you all a gift. I present to you: a power ranking of Australian TV show hosts based on how horny they make me.

You’re probably asking yourself: “is this just an excuse to tell Rob Mills that I am single and very willing to date him?” And yes, my dear friends and PEDESTRIAN.TV readers, it is.

Millsy, my dude, I cannot stress this enough: hit me up.

10. Rove McManus:

Rove gives off serious dad energy. Not to be confused with “daddy” energy. He just gives off dad vibes (probably because he is a dad).

But he gives off hot dad vibes. Like… he’s your friend’s dad but you’d still root him. Am I allowed to say that? Look, probably not but if you’re reading this right now it means that nobody told me I couldn’t.

Also, he’s funny. Funny = hot.

9. Shaun Micallef:

A silver fox, a comedic genius, a certified daddy. Love him. He’s no Rob Mills but I am still horny for him.

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – NOVEMBER 30: Shaun Micallef poses with the AACTA Award for Best Comedy Entertainment Program in the media room during the 2020 AACTA Awards presented by Foxtel at The Star on November 30, 2020 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Don Arnold/WireImage)

8. Jock Zonfrillo:

Get you a man who can do both (cook and fuck). Daddy Jock is sexy. We love him. We stan him. We want to bone him.

It’s a yes from me. 10/10.

7. Karl Stefanovic:

Karl Stefanovic is not “hot” per se, but is extremely fuckable. I wouldn’t date him, but I don’t think I would regret it if I did the deed with old mate Karl.

We’re gonna give him like a 6/10 on the horny scale.

6. Grant Denyer:

Perhaps I have a soft spot for Grant Denyer because – like me – he is a Lithgow panther truther. But he gives off horny energy.

5. Osher Gunsberg:

It is honestly a crime that he is the host of The Bachelor when he is the only bachelor I need. This man is so hot.

I don’t understand how anyone could go on The Bachelor and fall in love with anyone else. I mean, why the fuck would you want Locky Gilbert when you could have Osher?

4. David Campbell:

I mean, what did you expect? He’s the son of Jimmy Fucking Barnes. It would be an insult to Australian culture not to be horny for him.

3. Larry Emdur:

Much to the dismay of his daughter Tia – who quite literally sent us to horny jail for calling him a daddy – Larry Emdur is hot. I don’t think I need to explain this much further but I’d bone him.

2. Rob Mills:

I literally cannot stress this enough: I would climb Rob Mills like a TREE. It is my firm political belief that Rob Mills is the hottest man in Australia and if given the chance I would marry him on the spot.

Conclusion: fuckable.

1. Bev O’Connor:

Men are hot but they are simply no match for the most horn-inducing Australian TV host of all: Bev O’Connor.

She gave us the iconic Dan Andrews/Dan Murphys slip up that went viral a few weeks ago and is honestly just a goddess.

Bev, I am forever horny for you. Keep doing you.